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 fossilesque   ( @fossilesque@mander.xyz ) M to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

Centipedes Don't Fuck

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Centipedes Don't Fuck

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 fossilesque   ( @fossilesque@mander.xyz ) M to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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  •  we_avoid_temptation   ( @we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.

    •  flamingo_pinyata   ( @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ) 
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      Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates

      •  oce 🐆   ( @oce@jlai.lu ) 
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        They do it just for fun! Gross.

    •  Pringles   ( @Pringles@lemm.ee ) 
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      Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…

      •  ChaoticNeutralCzech   ( @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) 
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        too late

        Too late

        Too Late

        TOO LATE
        centipede morphmoe

        There are way, way more “centipede monster girl” image results… DuckDuckGo/Google

        Caterpillar girls are fine though.

        •  meowMix2525   ( @meowMix2525@lemm.ee ) 
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          Those are clearly millipedes

        •  Sabata   ( @Sabata11792@ani.social ) 
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          I draw the line at 8 legs.

        •  TeryVeneno   ( @TeryVeneno@lemmy.ml ) 
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          The head tail goes hard

        •  joelfromaus   ( @joelfromaus@aussie.zone ) 
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          Centipedussy.

        •  apotheotic (she/her)   ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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          That top one is from momodora right?

          •  ChaoticNeutralCzech   ( @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ) 
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            No, it’s apparently original

            •  apotheotic (she/her)   ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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              Oh actually yeah looking at the momodora character again its not even a resemblance besides the white hair and being a centipede

      •  AngryishHumanoid   ( @AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ) 
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        Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…

        Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!

      •  zqwzzle   ( @zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ) 
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        And three movies that never should have been made.

    •  Rhaedas   ( @Rhaedas@fedia.io ) 
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      When two centipedes love each other are both really hungry…

    •  holycrap   ( @holycrap@lemm.ee ) 
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      Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

      Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  •  i_stole_ur_taco   ( @i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ) 
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    The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.

    •  Sabata   ( @Sabata11792@ani.social ) 
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      Oh boy, the jar arrived!

      •  GooglyBoobs   ( @Poots@mander.xyz ) 
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        And a complementary turkey baster, too!

  •  EarthShipTechIntern   ( @EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ) 
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    So THAT’S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch

    •  Hadriscus   ( @Hadriscus@lemm.ee ) 
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      damn, the lore thickens

  •  nick   ( @nick@midwest.social ) 
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    Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.

    Skeet and yeet.

  •  nilclass   ( @nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?

    •  Squirrelanna   ( @Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ) 
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      Good for him that his wife found the packets in the couch.

    •  EarthShipTechIntern   ( @EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ) 
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      Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.

  •  DUMBASS   ( @dumbass@leminal.space ) 
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    Huh, guess I’m a centipede then.

  •  Queen HawlSera   ( @HawlSera@lemm.ee ) 
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    That’s…

    That’s amazing

  •  KillingTimeItself   ( @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) Banned
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    thank god, i hated those fuckers enough already, if i had known they’d been capable of fucking i think i’d probably be done for by now.

    •  KazuchijouNo   ( @KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ) 
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      deleted by creator

  •  TheReturnOfPEB   ( @TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ) 
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    its a skeet world for them

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