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SandbagTiara2816 ( SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

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But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

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  • ElectricAirship ( ElectricAirship@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Or giant megacorporations each hire 200,000+ of them to create products for the non-magic folk to consume.

    After a few decades, the idea of being a wizard is synonymous with working 8+ hours a day on magic that no wizard really wants and there is so little new spells and magic being created in the world that everyone wishes there wasn’t any.

    Then leaks come out that the products these megacorporations create have been slowly killing the planet and they’ve known for decades. But since they have so much power and money, nothing can stop them until the world dies.

    • lightnsfw ( lightnsfw@reddthat.com ) 
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      This comment made me sad.

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє ( SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    That’s literally Megumin from KonoSuba lol. She’s supposed to be one of the strongest wizards around, but refuses to learn anything other than explosion magic. Explosion magic is basically useless in most situations, as it just flattens a huge area.

    • Transporter Room 3 ( Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ) Banned
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      *I didn’t ask how close those buildings are, I said “I cast FIREBALL” *

      -Megumin, if they played D&D

  • Toribor ( Toribor@corndog.social ) 
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    If magic was real, expert magic users would not trust it at all.

    “Haha yeah I mostly do transfiguration magic but I do some evocation too occasionally. No I don’t eat any transfigured food or do any of that at home or anything honestly I’m surprised it works at all.”

  • TheAuthor_13 ( TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee ) 
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    There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

    • 0laura ( 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Oh great wizards finasteride and dutasteride, give me back my hair!

  • Chemical Wonka ( chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Ergo, Wizards can’t be exploited by capitalism

    • Fermion ( Fermion@feddit.nl ) 
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      Imagine thinking that PhD’s and postdocs aren’t exploited by capitalism.

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind ( PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml ) 
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      That one kind of magic would be capitalism. I mean the situation from OP post is the current state of liberal economics.

      • Chemical Wonka ( chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        Yes

  • VolumetricShitCompressor ( VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Now that’s just academica.

  • blackouttripleseven ( blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    no way it’s the yomi hustle guy

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