Until this moment I completely forgot about those things
I ate the onion here, just for a moment.
The problem with Dementia Donnie is that this kind of rant is plausible. You didn’t eat the onion, the onion is becoming a real news journal.
Same. The problem is all manor of oniony posts sound like a “normal” Trump Tuesday.
They’re getting too close to reality, I had to check the source
Fucking same, had to actually check.
Is this really satire if it’s indistinguishable from regular news?
Somehow, I also forgot those existed. They were everywhere in the 90s.
With that emulsifier that was just banned in Mountain Dew and other fruit drinks I find it hard to believe Fruitopia will ever come back. My first temp job ever, way back in the late 90’s, was literally shaking bottles of Fruitopia to make them look homogeneous.
Gotta have your daily nutritional amount of bromine!
We had a Snapple machine
What, no Orbitz?
