Until this moment I completely forgot about those things
- Funderpants ( @FunderPants@lemmy.ca ) English59•15 days ago
I ate the onion here, just for a moment.
- ASDraptor ( @ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place ) English35•15 days ago
The problem with Dementia Donnie is that this kind of rant is plausible. You didn’t eat the onion, the onion is becoming a real news journal.
- zephorah ( @zephorah@lemm.ee ) English13•15 days ago
Same. The problem is all manor of oniony posts sound like a “normal” Trump Tuesday.
- Che Banana ( @The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ) English10•15 days ago
They’re getting too close to reality, I had to check the source
- sp3tr4l ( @sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ) English8•15 days ago
Fucking same, had to actually check.
- Farid ( @abfarid@startrek.website ) English24•15 days ago
Is this really satire if it’s indistinguishable from regular news?
- Admiral Patrick ( @ptz@dubvee.org ) English6•15 days ago
Somehow, I also forgot those existed. They were everywhere in the 90s.
- Tiltinyall ( @Tiltinyall@beehaw.org ) English5•15 days ago
With that emulsifier that was just banned in Mountain Dew and other fruit drinks I find it hard to believe Fruitopia will ever come back. My first temp job ever, way back in the late 90’s, was literally shaking bottles of Fruitopia to make them look homogeneous.
- pixeltree ( @pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English2•15 days ago
Gotta have your daily nutritional amount of bromine!
- itsgroundhogdayagain ( @itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ) English4•15 days ago
We had a Snapple machine
- tektite ( @tektite@slrpnk.net ) English3•14 days ago
What, no Orbitz?