The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
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I want people to send this to him now!
But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
I love it.
Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.
Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!
Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren’t pulling their punches!
The whole thing is brilliant. The Onion has been on fire lately.
The ownership changed in April this year and apparently staff was given more freedom what they can write.
I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
Its a reoccurring gag.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.
They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!
Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.
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Lest readers doubt the value of our endorsement, we ask them to remember 2016, when voter complacency almost put Hillary Clinton in the White House before The Onion stepped in.
We really dodged a bullet on that one! (/j)
The Onion wanted to play on hard mode. How do you write satire when that shit head was in the White House?
I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.
Hell yeah I’m writing him in
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You’ve clearly not been following their Israel/Gaza headlines. They’ve absolutely been on fire.
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Have you read the article?
I was told there would be no fact checking
also fuck the mods
This better be satire
Never heard of the Onion before?
Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.
Oh jeez I wished I didn’t look. Definitely just an account that only gets downvotes.
By leftists
Why would you insult America’s Finest News Source?
Its not America’s finest, X is currently actually the number one news source in the states
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