places in oven
“Honey what’s that awful smell?”
“Who knows. Probably the neighbor’s leaf blower”
Five minutes go by
“It smells like cancer”
“Maybe they are sealcoating their driveway, I don’t know, stop asking me”
Twenty five minutes later
Opens oven
“Fuck”
Retching, coughing “Sweet baby Jesus, what the FUCK is that?! Melted plastic? On my new casserole dish?!”
“Open a goddamn window”
“Open all the fucking windows”
“Mommy why is the house stinky”
“Charlie go play outside”
“But Daddy–”
“I SAID GO OUTSIDE CHARLIE”
from outside “Daddy it smells out here too, the neighbors are doing something black to their driveway”
Fun fact: most rubber is synthetic and made of plastic now, including car tires.
Meh … I’ve already got plastics in me already … so … munch, munch, munch
Old family recipe. Gently sprinkle 2 Tsp of turmeric on top. You won’t taste the rubber.
Why would I do that?! The rubber is the only good part in this.
Broccoli? You deserved that
Hey, Broccoli is great! >:(
