sleeper fatty <3
Smoking is ok as long as you are pregnant
Big Al says that dogs can’t look up
That’s true since dogs don’t have flexible necks. They just look forward and steer like a tank.
I’m gonna say that my mutt rescue puppy disproves this theory 100%, since he can flip his head straight up and chomp on my arm in like half a second flat. Fuckface murdermouth has a three axis neck.
But god damn he’s a good looking dog and I really like him most of the time.
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Sleeper fatty is my new name for morning wood. And donuts with a center filling might just do the trick.
Do I even wanna know what a sleeper fatty is?
It’s exactly what you’re thinking, but worse.
I need the citation links
Photoshop / inspect element
AI: bro trust me
Oh god they found my old fetish-story account and got health care advice from it!
Fact: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth.
Also have less sugar than a bottle of coke.
I’m guessing that depends on the size of the bottle, and of the donut.
I can eat 6-8 donuts every day AND I get a necklace? That sounds like a good deal if you just cut out the boys part.
Gemini has a fat fetish confirmed
I’ve got a pearl necklace to give out if anyones interested…
