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HSR🏴‍☠️ ( hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

New retirement plan just dropped

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New retirement plan just dropped

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HSR🏴‍☠️ ( hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com )  to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Kusimulkku ( Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ) 
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    For me American prison sounds a lot worse than whatever comes from climate change, so personally I’d pick that.

    • Random Dent ( CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Plus the two aren’t mutually exclusive. You could just as easily go to prison and then just be abandoned there once the climate becomes uninhabitable anyway. Wouldn’t be the first time:

      Back in 2005, when Katrina hit New Orleans, prison guards abandoned prisoners in locked cells as the floodwaters rose chest-high. Several thousand of those inmates were eventually rescued, but then miserably housed on a broken piece of interstate, directly exposed to the Southern summer sun.

      • SinAdjetivos ( SinAdjetivos@beehaw.org ) 
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        International history is filled with examples like this. The history of the Russian gulags is probably the most stark example, they were actually pretty decent (comparably) before everything outside went to shit…

  • shittydwarf ( shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    There’s only so many CEOs and billionaires

    • lefaucet ( lefaucet@slrpnk.net ) 
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      They’re outnumbered :)

  • originalucifer ( originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ) 
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    3 squares a day and lots of admiration vs unlimited access to distraction-ary cat pics

    • UltraGiGaGigantic ( UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Some prisons let you have a kitty

  • rumba ( rumba@lemmy.zip ) 
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    https://theintercept.com/2024/10/04/hurricane-helene-north-carolina-mountain-view-prison/

    Path to the right is not mutually exclusive from the left.

  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol ( IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    deleted by creator

    • Elaine ( Elaine@lemm.ee ) 
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      This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.

  • Anna ( AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml ) 
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    I say we embrace the French culture and take up guillotines.

  • AVincentInSpace ( AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) Banned from community
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    on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will

  • fantasyocean ( fantasyocean@lemmy.myserv.one ) 
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    Lol, like anyone here is going to do anything other than protect their own comforts

  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ( PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ) 
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    Until God Emperor Trump begins to run out of warm bodies and pulls a page out of Tsar Putins book and starts emptying the prisons into meat wave batallions

  • UltraGiGaGigantic ( UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Intentional heroin overdose

  • 1985MustangCobra ( 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ) 
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    jail is not fun. no computer.

  • imPastaSyndrome ( imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • dubyakay ( dubyakay@lemmy.ca ) 
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    And as always, GenX just forgotten.

  • HubertManne ( HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com ) 
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    pretty sure this applies to Xers to.

    • Elaine ( Elaine@lemm.ee ) 
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      Excuse me, I plan to die at the beginning of the Climate Wars - hopefully in a spectacularly stupid way.

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