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MelodiousFunk ( MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago

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MelodiousFunk ( MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net )  to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago
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  • webghost0101 ( webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    Why would a mermaid even need a bra for?

    Their sexual allure to humans is part of their natural survival strategy.

    Neither starfish or clamps add any support either.

    Makes as much sense as a sentient peacock butterfly covering the eyes on its wings cause its shy.

    • Sas [she/her] ( Sas@beehaw.org ) 
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      A bra leaves things to the imagination while still being sexy, often times moreso than just naked

    • Nemo's public admirer ( Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      Maybe the ones with bras are able to allure more people?

      • MelodiousFunk ( MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ) OP
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        Natural selection gonna naturally select

    • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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      Maybe its the aquatic version of lingerie

    • CodexArcanum ( codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Well, I just found out that manatee mammaries are located in their armpits, so I think we’re going to need to pull up the drawing board on this one. Seems like mermaids need a total do over!

  • ragebutt ( ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    I feel like the classic image the mermaid in my head is clamshells as a bra. However, my extensive mermaid knowledge consists of: ariel, the concept of the undine (which I have never seen depicted and I’m not sure is a mermaid actually, is this something that encompasses mermaids technically? Not really my forte), and decerto, who I have also never seen depicted

    • 97xBam ( 97xBang@feddit.online ) 
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      I feel like the classic image the mermaid in my head is clamshells as a bra.

      You might be thinking of Ariel

      • ragebutt ( ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        However, my extensive mermaid knowledge consists of: ariel,

  • Jake Farm ( Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    It’s pretty obvious they are sea sex toys.

  • The Ramen Dutchman ( lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ) 
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    Man, never have I wanted to be a starfish so bad in my life.

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  • selokichtli ( selokichtli@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Their anus is also there, BTW.

  • FosterMolasses ( FosterMolasses@leminal.space ) 
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Mongostein ( Mongostein@lemmy.ca ) 
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    So that’s how strapless bras work!

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