BorgDrone ( @BorgDrone@lemmy.one ) English60•1 month agoGotta love people who don’t want to take a vaccine that was designed by the absolute top experts in the field and extensively tested, but have no problem popping pills some grifter on the interweb sold them.
I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English5•29 days agoThey look a lot like the fiber pills I take. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re just branded fiber pills, and the massive shit is proof that your body is detoxing the spike proteins.
kn0wmad1c ( @kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ) English53•1 month ago“Warrior Essentials”
“Spike Gangsters”
Do the incels he’s trying so hard to market to understand how stupid these names are?
Toofpic ( @Toofpic@feddit.dk ) English12•30 days agoUsing several of them at once is even funnier - they didn’t feel confident enough with just one, and got “Manly man’s sigma razor spike gamgster king warrior essential basics”
🎨 Elaine Cortez 🇨🇦 ( @Corno@lemm.ee ) English34•30 days agoThese people literally don’t know what mRNA is, they believe it’s the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It’s good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.
Queen HawlSera ( @HawlSera@lemm.ee ) English32•1 month agoI don’t like being alive, I already didn’t, but I like it less now. I crave the afterlife.
Prehensile_cloaca ( @Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ) English17•1 month agoI also choose that guy’s dead wife
Queen HawlSera ( @HawlSera@lemm.ee ) English5•1 month agoWhat? Who;s dead wife?
derpgon ( @derpgon@programming.dev ) English3•30 days agoM’necro
adm ( @adm@lemm.ee ) English3•30 days agoI believe in non-linear reincarnation. I hope I come back sometime before technology. Maybe even not as a human. I need a break cycle.
A Wild Mimic appears! ( @a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•30 days agoif it’s non-linear, maybe a reincarnation in a parallel universe without those grifters would be to your taste?
Jayjader ( @Jayjader@jlai.lu ) English26•30 days agoI wish I could set aside my convictions and care for others to make money this easily.
originalucifer ( @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ) 26•1 month agoa part of me hopes this is dangerous/lethal. then maybe we can darwin ourselves out of this nightmare
Butterbee (She/Her) ( @Butterbee@beehaw.org ) English18•1 month agoSadly I don’t think the shysters and oligarchs creating this current shit show are going to darwin themselves. They aren’t stupid, just evil.
subignition ( @subignition@fedia.io ) 21•1 month agoSome of them are pretty stupid, just not stupid enough to be a self-resolving problem
originalucifer ( @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ) 6•1 month agogood point
NoxAstrum ( @NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca ) English24•30 days agoOf course the URL has to appeal to the wannabe driving his lifted pickup truck, it has the word warrior in it. You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.
NigelFrobisher ( @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ) English24•30 days agoWait until he finds about the big room full of brass pipes feeding oxygen and nutrients to the brain of J Edgar Hoover, from where he is still running absolutely everything.
azi ( @azi@mander.xyz ) English11•30 days agoElon enters the FBI’s inner sanctum and must solve the Vat’s riddles three in order to prove he’s not a gay communist
Steven McTowelie ( @towelie@lemm.ee ) English6•30 days agoIf only he had spent some skill points in Charisma, he’d have the dialogue option to talk Hoover into self destructing, but alas
shastaxc ( @shasta@lemm.ee ) English5•30 days agoI sure hope we get some crazy satirical video game from this time in history
conditional_soup ( @conditional_soup@lemm.ee ) English21•1 month agoDoes anyone else see a limp dicknballs as the logo on the pill?
Kazumara ( @Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ) English18•30 days agoIs that actually him? Just yesterday I fell for “Kash Patel News” on Twitter, and found his right handle there is Kash_Patel, but this seems to be a different platform.
jjjalljs ( @jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ) English13•1 month agoThis guy should be, at the very least, removed from office. I don’t care if it’s handcuffs or a body bag.
Fuck. I just want to thanos snap away all the republicans. The absolute worst people.
SpaceCowboy ( @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ) English13•1 month agoSeems like something the Ninja Turtles would need.
HighFructoseLowStand ( @HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee ) English10•29 days agoI am torn between wanting to understand the logic behind this and not wanting to engage with anyone stupid enough to believe this.
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English9•30 days agoOkay, can I die now? I don’t wanna live in this kind of world.
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English3•30 days agoI understand this a fairly lot. But, I cannot wait to die. In fact, that is my only wish. This world causes a lot more hurt than I can handle. I am lonely and don’t know how to fix that or if I am doomed to be that forever. I cannot stop feeling like a failure. All I can do is keep my emotions regulated, which is hard AF and takes all my effort.
Steven McTowelie ( @towelie@lemm.ee ) English5•30 days agoHey man, I’m sorry you’re feeling that way. I can absolutely relate to all of that. The way things are going in the world is certainly making things feel darker than ever.
If these are of any consolation I’d like to share them; they are a few realizations that I’ve come to over time, and that I try to bring myself back to when I start feeling those feelings:
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I can’t control the world. There are things in motion that I simply won’t be able to affect, set that way long before I ever came along, and that ball will keep rolling long after I’m gone.
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I’m not a failure for not becoming a millionaire, famous musician, successful executive; for not having the relationship I wanted by this point; for not owning a home yet; or whatever high standards I held my future self to. I know more than that person did, and that person, compared to me today, had a very naive outlook on how things will or ought to be.
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You are up against the most advanced technologies we have ever created; the most conniving of villains; the worst pollutions; the greatest wage gap in human history; inflation is skyrocketing and unemployment is too; we are in a great recession; you have to date through apps, and we are more isolated than at any time in our history. You are not a failure for struggling against these pressures!
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I’m going to die one day, but I’m here right now. The ride will end; I don’t need to get off of it early, and I can experience things like awe and wonder while I’m here. And I can help and love people.
I am not a failure for these things. My only fault was ever thinking that I, the world, my life, should be so perfect; and even then, being wrong is expected of us. We are dreamers. Don’t be so hard on yourself, you are doing so great.
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English3•29 days agoYou know pretty much all you have typed is something therapist have said to me over the years. So, I really appreciate it. I will try to keep them in my mind. Thank you.
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English2•29 days agoAnother thing I should thank you for is that there are no false comforts in your words. I hate people who say “things will be better tomorrow” or something. At least you are not lying about how things are going to be in future.
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Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•30 days agothere are much more productive things that can be done than dying, such as [redacted] or [censored]
samus12345 ( @samus12345@lemm.ee ) English6•29 days agoForget your troubles with a light-hearted video game!
fckreddit ( @fckreddit@lemmy.ml ) English2•29 days agoI am currently playing Persona 5 Royal. Not exactly light hearted, but somehow apt.
samus12345 ( @samus12345@lemm.ee ) English2•29 days agoTrump’s Shadow would be indistinguishable from the real person.
Spacehooks ( @Spacehooks@reddthat.com ) English6•30 days agoHe selling measles?