In media, there are sometimes stories where a person is cloned/duplicated (usually with identical memories) and the clone is murderous towards the original. Usually it’s something like “I knew there could be only one of us, and you would do the same”. Sometimes, they’re able to work things out and can share a single public identity, or duplication gives one copy a chance to do go off and live a new life that they always wanted.
How would you and your duplicate get along? Assume you are living like you do today, in a society where duplication is unheard of and has no legal precedent.
Walk_blesseD ( @Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English21•2 months agoProbably spend the first couple of days fucking and then figure out what happens next after that.
bane_killgrind ( @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ) English20•2 months agoToo many people with twin fetishism to bother with murder.
eldavi ( @eldavi@lemmy.ml ) English10•2 months agoi’ve learned recently that there’s a surprisingly large number of people that find me attractive despite my size and age; i would 100% create an only fans page with my duplicate to capitalize on this fact. lol
bane_killgrind ( @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ) English6•2 months agoAwww that’s nice
You could do it half way right now
Maybe learn greenscreening
eldavi ( @eldavi@lemmy.ml ) English5•2 months agothey somehow find me “charming” so i would have to record myself at least twice, with each time recording one half of a conversation; not that, that’s a bad thing since some small part of me has been looking for a new hobby and video editing might prove to be as lucrative as my last passionate hobby with linux programming. lol
BCsven ( @BCsven@lemmy.ca ) 17•2 months agoHopefully my clone murders me so he’s the one that has to go to work
Noxy ( @noxypaws@pawb.social ) English13•2 months agohell no, we’d start an onlyfans.
Alice ( @Alice@beehaw.org ) 10•2 months agoDo we have the same personality? Because I don’t see why it would escalate to murder. I don’t like violence.
I think most likely is we’d take turns going to work, and one of us would always get to stay home and procrastinate on chores. For some people that probably wouldn’t work as the duplicate would point out they have no obligation to their original, but I have a million siblings so an obsession with fairness has been hard-coded into my brain. We would work the exact same amount of hours and split all our sweets perfectly evenly.
I think the big downside is that I’d probably have to stop going to the gym. Alternating days would effectively halve my progress, and I’m not buying twice as much protein power.
communism ( @communism@lemmy.ml ) 10•2 months agoI don’t think I’d kill me. I think it would be cool for one of us to commit a brazen crime in broad daylight whilst also having a rock-solid alibi. I couldn’t have killed that person; I was giving a speech to 100 people at the time who can all testify for me. Give detectives etc a real head-scratcher when all the evidence points towards me being the culprit but I was also undeniably somewhere else.
PiecePractical ( @PiecePractical@midwest.social ) 1•2 months agoI’m picturing me and my duplicate having a fight that devolved into us actually trying to kill each other over this because honestly, I’d rather shoot a man…no scratch that, I’d rather BE shot than give a speech in front of a significant number of people.
Jimmycrackcrack ( @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ) 1•2 months agoEven better then, your speech would be so memorably bad that people would be even more certain it was you and you couldn’t have been elsewhere.
Cruxifux ( @Cruxifux@feddit.nl ) 9•2 months agoI think we would get along well because I love people who laugh at my jokes and nobody laughs as hard at my jokes as I do, except maybe my wife, who after 12 years together still laughs harder than anyone I’ve ever met at my jokes.
Zorsith ( @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English8•2 months agoFinally, someone to guilt me into doing things
apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English8•2 months agoShe and I would definitely be fucking tbh.
Other than that, finally, enough time in the day to work on hobbies. One clone works, the other hobbys, and alternate every now and again.
tias ( @tias@discuss.tchncs.de ) 2•1 month agoBut… you don’t need a clone to do that. Just find anyone who wants to live with you and work 50%.
apotheotic (she/her) ( @apotheotic@beehaw.org ) English5•1 month agoThe likelihood of me waking up with a clone is higher than the likelihood of me finding someone I want to live with
Stepos Venzny ( @SteposVenzny@beehaw.org ) English8•2 months agoI’d roll the dice on just coming out publicly as two of the same guy. I’m pretty sure we’d spend like a year being minor celebrities and then everyone would stop caring.
Dessalines ( @dessalines@lemmy.ml ) 8•2 months agoAnyone who has the thought: “yes i would kill clone me”, you better watch your back, your clone thinks the same way you do.
howrar ( @howrar@lemmy.ca ) 8•2 months agoA friend who thinks exactly the same as I do and can get excited at the same ideas? Hell yeah, we’d be inseparable. I have so many projects that would be much easier done with two people. Also, free gym buddy/trainer. My partner would be into it as well for a multitude of reasons. The only trouble would be living space.
I can’t think of anything worthwhile we can do as a single legal entity so first thing we’d do is probably acquire a new legal identity so we can legally work and be taxed separately and just generally participate in society. It would be pretty easy to prove that we’re genetically identical and therefore are identical twins born at the same time at the same place to the same parents. Everything else can be chalked up to clerical error. The people in charge of this aren’t paid enough to care and dig any further than that.
Johannes Jacobs ( @johannes@lemmy.jhjacobs.nl ) 7•2 months agoI’d give him the keys, the passwords, and wish him good luck with my life. BUH BEYE!
Jimmycrackcrack ( @Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ) 6•2 months agoIf he’s you and you want to be free of your life and wish it could be someone else’s problem then your duplicate is just going to run a mile and thank their lucky stars for this break.
eezeebee ( @eezeebee@lemmy.ca ) English7•2 months agoNo. We would go camping and do cool stuff together. The only conflict I foresee is taking turns on the gaming PC, but we would be happy to work together to build a second one.
That_Devil_Girl ( @That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml ) 6•2 months agoNo, we would work together on tasks. I would walk to work while Other Me would take my car and get errands done. Or to change things up a little, Other Me could walk to work and I would run errands.
Hell, Other Me could play my online games and make progress while I’m at work. I’ve been meaning to level up my Black Mage in FFXIV, but life has kept me busy.
In the evenings, we would have to clearly explain to each other what we did that day and who we interacted with. Otherwise we risk diverging into two different people.