Excuse me but that isn’t an official, original “Colin the Caterpillar” cake from Marks & Spencer, but an inferior and entirely unauthorised " Curly the Caterpillar" clone from Tesco.
As a proponent of fine British cuisine I take offence to this dire misrepresentation.
Oh god you’re right. I’m sorry I was blinded by the glory of the bean pizza and didn’t notice
I’m sick of people coming at Canada for Hawaiian pizza when the British are putting baked beans on their pies.
That’s not a pie.
What’s the fried noodle looking thing on the left?


We are savages, aren’t we
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Are we the baddies?
Why skulls, though?
Hey we also have Bärchenwurst in Germany
Wouldn’t surprise me if that were actually German.
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At this point we salute the fallen.
The beans and sausage filled Findus Crispy Pancake.
o7
Gone but never forgotten
Why the fake Colin
That’s a Tesco Slinky. Tastes good.
I asked for a colin the caterpillar cake for my birthday once and got this instead. Can confirm it doesn’t
I still remember getting a Colin the Caterpillar cake for my 7th birthday
I had one for my last birthday. I’m 45.
Come to think of it, it might have been the Aldi knock-off. Cuthbert, I think.
Anyway, thanks for listening.
British tea is way better than our (US) tea, and that’s a hill I will die on.
It’s biscuit and tea, you uncultured petal.












