that the government has my best interest at heart and that democracies act in the interest of the people
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God I wish that was true! I can see them now chomping away
That clowns always looked like a clown. I should spot them out and about, doing groceries and stuff. Like, just the Dad would be a clown. Or, where are the baby clowns; teen clowns, etc?
That men had one more rib than women. Im an atheist now.
Some kid in my highschool health class, “isn’t it true that men have 1 more rib than women?”
Teacher, “uhhh no.”
That other people thought the way I did and would make the effort to understand me.
If I inhaled over a dead creature, I would steal its soul and it couldn’t go to its heaven. (Sounds like a psycho, grew up heavy southern Baptist)
That the cooling towers from power plants were cloud factories.
I mean, they kinda are cloud factories.
That there is a physical barrier dividing the atmosphere and space in two and preventing air from escaping
Did you assume that rockets just bashed through it, and it re-formed like ice on a pond?
That god was a real thing. I kinda got over that late, in my early teens, considering I found out that Santa isn’t real either when I was 7
Trees were unable to grow to more than 10 feet tall. I clearly had no sense of what 10 feet actually looked like.
My dad told us kids that the huge water tanks painted as soda cans in the coca cola factory actually contained soda.
That if I stayed up till 3am, I would see knights coming out of the fort on the hill. Thanks dad!
When i was very young (around 3-5) i was giving everyone the middlefinger, because people laughed when a ~4y.o. does it. Only till my Mom told me, that it meant ‘i like you’. Of course, I immediatly stopped doing it. Can’t remember how long i believed it, but probably an uncomfortable long time.
