Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
No, you didn’t.
It’s just that people are looking for headlines.
That’s right, Dead Serious about invading Poland
Well since I’m from the late 20th century I only read the funnies and never bought a newspaper as an adult.