Based on a true story.
[Alt-text]A brain asks a woman in bed, “Hey you goin’ to sleep?”. The woman responds, “Yes, now shut up”. The brain says, “The internet is speculating that Trump died.” The woman has a dead eye stare and is not going to sleep in a timely fashion.
Vance said ‘I’m ready to be president, just in case’ and some people were like ‘oh shit, it’s happening!’.
People were starting to talk about Trumps politics again instead of the Epstein files so they planted a new distraction.
It’s so obvious and yet we keep falling for it.
I don’t think they would deliberately use a distraction that paints Trump as being weak.
Bet
Release the Epstein Files, Pedo Trump
Kamala was repeatedly asked the same question. It’s a normal question for reporters to ask lately, with the Presidents being old AF.
Hey Americans, this is a feature of living under authoritarianism: to have a widespread conspiracy theory that the incumbent was replaced by the double. Get used to it.
What about “Trump is a mushroom”? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin_was_a_mushroom
“Trump is a mushroom” will occur in 20 years when the population finds it unable to exist in a reality without Trump.
If he hasn’t, can we start a conspiracy theory that he’s been replaced?
Nothing could replace that iconic healthy orange paintjob.
And I am saving this for when the child molester is dead.
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Nah we’ll know when he does. More likely he’s ill, possibly on the way out.
That seems to be the case. He looks alive at golf today:
Perhaps it’s a double like what Putin does.
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The rumor mill is running late into the night on BlueSky and apparently Twitter. I haven’t seen anything compelling. But I’m still awake so…
he never was alive to begin with
This is so real. I was literally finally laying down when my brother got me with this.
Please let me wake up to a brighter world. For once, pls
7·1 year agoWhat?
“Trump dead” has a cleaner graph because it’s a 10x more common way people phrase it.
I’m from the 20th century. We spoke differently back then.
No, you didn’t.
It’s just that people are looking for headlines.
That’s right, Dead Serious about invading Poland
Well since I’m from the late 20th century I only read the funnies and never bought a newspaper as an adult.
Just popped over to Bsky to look. Don’t tease me, universe…
ok phew, then we need to only kill the couchfucker
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