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Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You

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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray ( sundray@lemmus.org )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...
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  • CuriousRefugee ( CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Just because I can’t name the head of Antifa (or any other prominent member of Antifa) off the top of my head doesn’t mean they aren’t a highly coordinated terrorist organization.

    Fantastic satire

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    In 1931, an exceptionally talented young Berlin attorney named Hans Litten summoned Adolf Hitler to testify in a criminal case. In his three-hour cross-examination of the head of the Nazi party, Litten managed what precious few dared to attempt. Hitler had expected the young lawyer to be intimidated; instead, Litten aggressively and skillfully dissected him under oath, reducing the supposedly gifted orator to a stammering rage. In trapping Hitler in contradictions and exposing him as an inveterate liar, Litten also made clear the Nazis’ goal of destroying the Weimar Republic. Hitler left the witness stand rattled and humiliated, henceforth forbidding Litten’s name to be uttered in his presence.

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      Glad that young attorney got that asshole out of politics.

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    What a odd fascist thing to say

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    When it comes to Stefan Mueller it seems they auditioned for the most Nazi-ish looking guy they could find.

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    “if you say guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun and you will, coincidentally, die”

    • night vale rifle association bumper sticker
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