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insane One could even call them… woke
Where most of it comes from:
Just wanted to point out the Metal Slug section of the list. It’s woke because the frontline soldiers are women.
These “people” are mentally deficient.
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Here’s an option for you!
Gonna ask my bottom surgeon if they can make it sentient
A sentient vagina? Oh, like Oprah Winfrey!
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Well there is this here:
And then of course there is the obvious choice:
i lol for the final fantasy 15 one
Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. In Lestallum, women work in the factory while men raise children and take care of the household. There is no explanation for why this is the case.
also ff7 being subtle pro climate messaging and forced ecoterrorism lol fellas is it woke to stop an ancient alien from another world from destroying the planet with a meteor?
Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Option to make the player character a man married to another man. Features homosexual interactions and romance.
can u believe they put an option to make a male pc marry another man in dream daddy the gay dating simulator? what’s this world coming to?
asdklajdklajdakd @ assemble with care: “Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. The player character is a WOC who can fix any antique. She immediately finds plenty of work in a town she has never been to before. 2 of her 4 clients are also WOC.”
There is no explanation for why this is the case.
They are soooo close to getting it.
This list is hilarious. It’s so inconsistent. Assassin’s Creed is woke because of a line in the fucking start screen of the game. Most games I love are woke according to them. What a sad existence must these people have when they cannot play all these great games. Cyberpunk? Woke! Satisfactory? Woke! Hades? Woke! Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor? Both woke! Celeste? Extremely Woke!
They should make a second meme page for it that changes woke to based and reverses the colours while keeping the comments intact.
i absolutely love your proposal. petition to make this happen
To be fair Hades is pretty gay. Some of the classifications are ridiculous but I agree with calling hades woke. Well or based I like that more.
I mean, ancient Greek mythology IS gay.
Perfect list to buy new games.
Maybe we should have one of these but for socialism-friendly lists; games that are produced for and by a self-organised worker corporative!
A solo dev would kinda be a worker cooperative wouldn’t it?
I like how Helldiver’s II is “slightly woke.”
It’s perfect. Because I have seen actual fascist sympathizers get angry about the idea of it being satire.
Hell yeah
My favourite is this one
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Monument Valley 2
- All characters are female. The story is about motherhood and gameplay revolves around the player character and her daughter.
- According to Art Director, David Fernández Huerta, the inspiration for Level 1 of The Archipelago was Drag Queen Kim Chi:
- As previously mentioned by Aerctaure, [“has a bonus level featuring pro-environmentalist messaging sponsored by an anti-deforestation charity”] The Lost Forest level was added as part of a contribution to Playing for the Planet’s Green Game Jam 2021:
This is hilarious. Randomly reminds me of some website from the 1990s/early 2000s that had “Christian” movie reviews. Even the most innocuous films imaginable were labelled mega offensive. Except for explicitly Christian films, and one old film which the author really liked so it was only labelled mildly offensive after an impressive show of mental gymnastics.
Close! But after some digging it turns out what I was thinking of was Childcare Action Project aka CAPalert. …jeez, last review is from 2013? I have some reading up to do.
(Last time I read this was in the 2000s. …As you can probably tell from the site layout.)
Wow this was incredible. I saved the whole page of my games so I can look back at the absurdity. One of my personal favorites:
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
Practically the only games I’ve played that aren’t woke are Frostpunk - the child slavery simulator. And Overlord, a game where you are literally the villain and command a slave army of gremlins. We live in the satire reality.
Amputees are woke. Who knew?
It’s the accessibility that is considered woke. The tricky part of DEI is that it’s actually DEIA, but that last letter is conveniently never listed when they’re talking about eliminating it. Because they know their conservative voting base is aging, and will increasingly need accessibility features.
Train Sim World 5: “The DB BR 403 ICE 3 Railbow DLC features a pride flag, mirroring Deutsche Bahn’s real-world ‘Pride Initiative.’” So woke for accurately representing a real-life livery.
Real life is woke don’t go outside.
(I’m a trans girl with autism in the family) Hey a train simulator. Holy shit I’m having fun!
(hear it’s being described as one of the major Retired Dad Magnet simulators) Ummmmmm am I safe, guys???
(Woke Annihilator Rays descend from the heavens, just because some German train has a rainbow livery)
(A bunch of grumpy retired dads FROWN at the spectacle of their favourite sim being besmirched so)
Wow looks like I’m in good company
i have a fyolling dat kaind of pursun wuld go truck simulacrum 'stead :3
I think it’s just easy to bait the steam group into having any game you want, have any rating you want. If it’s obscure enough
Life is Strange: only slightly woke
Tomb Raider, Halo Infinite: Woke AF because checks notes female front line combatants. lol
