Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0…
Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.
This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality
This could bring peace to the Middle East.
The three slice solution
I cut my kids lunch sandwiches into all sorts of whacky shapes. They love it.
Oooh what kind of shapes?
“Just round, if you think that’s funny”

Bikini bottom slicing!
Now I’m hungry
okay but that’s a big sandwich right? I’m not going crazy?
Looks average to me
I’m going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.
What is on that sandwich? Looks like pickled radish slices.
That’s ham bro
Don’t worry I see it too. I really miss the middle Eastern butcher shop that had these now.
Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪
High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?
Impressive. Totally using this from now on
Hmm… what does this remind me of… :)

The fact that two pieces have four sides makes me irrationally angry. You could have achieved balance and reduced cut count by one.







