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Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands

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You can pry pattern matching from my cold dead hands

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Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

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Every time you get over 200k lines of JSON you gotta split it into another app, so you can webscale.
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  MongoDB is webscale!
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    I miss the old tts voices and now everything is ai generated garbage :( Bring back the robot voices!

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