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irelephant [he/him] ( irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) deleted by creator to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago

Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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irelephant [he/him] ( irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) deleted by creator to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago
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You may remember the last time i did this: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/37430077 .

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    What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

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        “hold nose, jab bleach”

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    What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?

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    Was god and nations made for slavery?

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        …my god… this changes everything.

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    Why is she so cute?

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      • tetris11 ( tetris11@feddit.uk ) 
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        “no vaginha”

        edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got

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    How do I get rid of this hangover?

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  • VonReposti ( VonReposti@feddit.dk ) 
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    What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] ( PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    I’m looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?

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      • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him] ( PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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        Thank you ♥️

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        “thank you high school gimmick”

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    What kind of porn should I watch right now?

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      • tetris11 ( tetris11@feddit.uk ) 
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        you filthy animal

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    How do you like your carrots? Whole, chopped in a certain way?

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  • Avicenna ( Avicenna@programming.dev ) 
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    Please prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis

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      2 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + …

      etc. you get it. now pony up

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    Should i wear a shirt or my hoodie tomorrow for work?

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      • FunkyCheese ( Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Thank you!

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    What is my cat freaking out about?

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      • hansolo ( hansolo@lemmy.today ) 
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        Figures!

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        I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes

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            Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!

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    What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.

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        Thank you, very wise.

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    How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

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    Should I go into work tomorrow?

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