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Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸
They probably conducted a study to find maximum tolerable size.
And then went 10% larger, because true patriots can take it all.
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No pain no gain.
ain’t training if it ain’t stretching
I’m sure it would be bigger than that…
Or just for fun!
You can’t just post something like this without including a purchase link!
If you purchase the CIA, it comes included as a freebie
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Does it not need a flared base?
Without a base, without a trace
I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit
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Does it come with CIA branded lube?
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Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.
haha they’ll totally believe we gave people butt knives
xkcd#37 moment
This fucking awesome ass-lock pick really came in handy!
is that plastic body safe?
But like, how do you get it back out?
The extraction process is the real pita.
Or what if you have bad gas? You could kill someone with you ass cannon.
X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.
W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.
X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.
50/50 whether they put this in a dog or a person
I’ll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain’t no way I’m taking it in the ass for america 😌
20 years is a long time to have that up there…
