How could you?

LadyButterfly she/her ( LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ) · 7 months ago

waz ( waz@feddit.uk ) · 7 months ago

Bad dragon!

Lushed_Lungfish ( Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ) · 7 months ago

I am not sure how I should react to the fact that I get this…

Tomtits ( blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) · edit-2 7 months ago

Most people are aware that a bad dragon is a massive dildo, so don’t worry

Valmond ( Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) · 7 months ago

TIL 🥴

Anarki_ ( Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) · 7 months ago

I sincerely do not think most people are aware of this.

Malgas ( Malgas@beehaw.org ) · 7 months ago

ruuster13 ( ruuster13@lemmy.zip ) · 7 months ago

Alternate headline: “Really? With a woman?”

Godort ( Godort@lemmy.ca ) · 7 months ago

I dont blame her. If I had the opportunity to sleep with a dragon, I would take that immediately. Assuming it could pass a Harkness test, that is.

sad_detective_man ( sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ) · 7 months ago

Is the Harkness test required for beings that can shapeshift?

edit: wait as soon as I wrote that I remebered Ditto

DagwoodIII ( DagwoodIII@piefed.social ) · 7 months ago

I knew about Jack, but didn’t realize he had standards…

SharkWeek ( SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) · edit-2 3 months ago

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NihilsineNefas ( NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ) · 7 months ago

Some people might think this is a joke but it’s knot

SubArcticTundra ( SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ) · 7 months ago

Haha, I didn’t realize Dinosaur Erotica had such a long history

SharkWeek ( SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) · edit-2 3 months ago

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Bazell ( Bazell@lemmy.zip ) · 7 months ago

Medieval deviance in a nutshell.

FreddiesLantern ( FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ) · 7 months ago

“At least he uses his tongue ok? You could learn a thing or two from mr dragon here!”

Etterra ( Etterra@discuss.online ) · 7 months ago

Why does the bedroom door have one of those windows in it?