Milo? It’s Barb, isn’t it?
People really just steal stories and pass them off as their own.
It’s called The Bible.
The Barble
It’s contagious. You see, the virus spreads with the ashes of burnt grass. These tiny particles are inhaled or ingested accidentally by another person, and after a few weeks, they burn their toast, and are compelled to take the burning toaster outside, burning more grass and restarting the cycle all over again.
Milo is the name of the animated character from the profile picture. They repurposed the story to be a meme about the show.
Hunh. I was thinking it was a Ratatouille reference. 👨🏼🍳🤷🏼♂️
It’s not like it was a true story in the first place.
I could never do that joke with a straight face.
I didn’t realize how institutionalized I was until I had a fire on my stove and I yelled out “Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire in the kitchen!”
I was alone in the house at the time.
Generally ovens, toaster ovens, and to a lesser extent top-loading toasters are pretty good at containing fires since holding in heat is their primary job. Your best bet is killing the source of the heat and letting the fire burn out.
Source: I have lit many things on fire in ovens.
Stove-top fires are another beast, but there too as long as you’re not throwing water onto flaming oil, you should be pretty safe killing the heat and trying to smother the fire with a lid.
I know this probably doesn’t help you now… But maybe the next person who reads this will be a little bit more prepared.
Milo is perpetually prepared for every disaster though, and basically never panics.
