Time and again it seems that the entire purpose of the royal family is to seem a bit mystical and special to the Americans.
I’d like their constitutional role to be completely removed from the UK, but we should just not tell the Americans them and keep sending them over.
The colonies yearn to be governed by a King.
Ohh kinky
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Sir, I tip my hat towards your general direction.
Maybe we should abolish the monarchy and have an elected head of state instead. Also perhaps we should increase our trading relationship with the EU for a real boost to our economy, instead of whatever tiny boost we might get from the US dropping tariffs on whisky.
Oh yeah, nothing could ever go wrong with a politician having that much power.
I think Ireland and Germany have good systems. Both of them have a president who is mostly ceremonial, like our monarch. The real power lies with the heads of government (taoiseach in Ireland, chancellor in Germany), who are equivalent to the UK prime minister.
That’s why the next British Head Of State should be somebody beloved by everyone, like Mr Blobby, Roland Rat, or Mecha Attenborough.
I like the idea of Mecha Attenborough. I hope the technology for this will be discovered soon.
In any case, in Ireland it seems that the public elect their president, but in Germany it’s parliamentarians who elect the president. So the Irish model would be more obviously democratic. And they use ranked voting for this, so that should make controversial candidates less likely to win.
Elect a president, but call whoever wins a king/queen. We get democracy, they get a royal to fawn over.
“One’s younger brother Andrew has a lot of photographs from the society events he used to go to. Thankfully such photographs remain unseen by the public”
“Anyway, one was wondering what could be done about these whisky tariffs?”
You’re telling me the US, where Kentucky is, imports whiskey from fucking Britain?
They import whisky. They export whiskey. There is a world of difference. And whisky (especially a quality single malt) is far superior.
Well for scotch and Irish whisky, (wait thought scotch either added or removed the last e but I doubled checked something else and lost a message already, maybe it was a UK vs NA thing I dunno anymore)
But apparently the scotch industry is the biggest buyer of Kentucky’s bourbon barrels. What do you know, random sweeping tariffs impact tiny industries that are big for the red states.
Funny it took the King of Canada (well also Britain) to get Trump to change his mind.
Mean actual kings know diplomacy and statecraft, I bet King Charles did it at best over Hors d’oeuvres to leave important issues for a proper time. That was probably a footnote in something to bring up. But pour a tiny bit of honey in his ear and Trump will dance like one of those symbol dancing monkeys. I think Iran is figuring out how to phrase their demands correctly.
It’ll be like the chimpokomon episode of South Park, oh your penis so big! Then Trump will be fine with whatever they offer.
Yes, because the US is where Kentucky is and they badly need something that isn’t ass water.
for two minutes till he forgets about it.
Finally, some relief!
*Guzzles down a litre of Scotch*
