cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/8614937
By GlasssShine https://x.com/GlasssShine/status/2059637887805620653
Plot twist: she means that definition
…how is the zebra holding them up?
When bootlicking just doesn’t scratch the itch anymore…
I SAY THAT CAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION TO THAT QUESTION.
THAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REFUSE TO HEAR OTHERWISE.
ALSO WHAT CAT WEARS BOOTS? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD GIMMICK. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIMMICKS, CARL.
OH RIGHT HES FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE DR EVIL AND THE LADY FROM THAT ANNIE MOVIE BEAT UP FERGUS FROM PITCH PERFECT
I LIKE HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE FERDINAND WITH A BETTER HAT
(I’m bad at her movie thing but I tried my best ok)
The babby will be a zebroot
Fuck now I need to start buying my boots extra virgin
*Unvirgins your boots
