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In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.

Thanks to *her
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren’t. It’s on us.
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
It’s why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that’s not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
“Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission”. Fuck it, let’s fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
Understandable really
It was likely a her
350 million would be closer.
You’re off by a couple zeroes.
you dry bitch!
35 million?