When talking about degoogle i always hear something to the effect of “but, my bank app bruh”

FUCK YO MUTHA FUCKIN BANK APP!!!

Like seriously, you lazy fuck head. You can use your fucking bank from this thing called a web browser. Some good examples are Firefox or Chromium.

If your bank does not allow you to use a website to manage your account, then SWITCH FUCKING BANKS!

I’ve heard that some people live in the European hellhole where you can’t do banking from a website because of needing a phone to authenticate. In which case, buy yourself a cheap little ass Android phone that sits in a drawer powered off at all times unless you fucking need it.

You sorry excuse for a human being have no integrity because you talk like you want to maintain your sovereignty and then you’re like, “oh, but it’s too hard”, so you do nothing.

– vent over

  • IratePirate ( IratePirate@feddit.org ) 
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    3 months ago

    some people live in the European hellhole

    That’s rich, coming from a country that can burn hundreds of billions of Dollars in Iran for abso-fucking-lutely nothing, but is somehow unwilling to give its own citizens universal health care or free access to higher education! 😄 But then again, crushing debt and lack of access to education / higher-paying jobs help make sure there are always fresh “volunteers” for the illegal wars of the oligarchs bringing the world democracy and free’m and shit, right?

  • James R Kirk ( Kirk@startrek.website ) Banned from community
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    3 months ago

    I have an adjacent vent and that is I hate how companies put so little effort into the UX of their mobile web pages. Privacy concerns aside, I would still prefer not to have 100 apps on my phone and just use web pages; but my bank’s web page suuuuucks and so well, I have the app.

  • schmorp ( schmorpel@slrpnk.net ) 
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    3 months ago

    When talking about fighting capitalism and imperialism i always hear something to the effect of “but, my tasty supermarket snacks”

    FUCK YO MUTHA FUCKIN SUPERMARKET SNACKS!!!

    Like seriously, you lazy fuck head. You can get your fucking snacks from this thing called a garden. Grow some Cucumber and Beans and stop whining, you weakling!

    obviously /s you arrogant wanker

    • I’ve heard that some people live in the European hellhole where you can’t do banking from a website because of needing a phone to authenticate. In which case, buy yourself a cheap little ass Android phone that sits in a drawer powered off at all times unless you fucking need it.

      • Thats what I fucking did. I took my old, slow ass android phone and installed the auth App on it. But it’s pain in the ass if you have to carry it around in your stinky jeans because you might come in a situation where you need it. I can understand everyone who dont want to carry two phones with them every dang time. FUCK!!

  • T (they/she) ( Templa@beehaw.org ) 
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    You can use your fucking bank from this thing called a web browser.

    Funny you say. I know at least one bank that ditched their intetnet banking and the only way to do anything is using their mobile app. Not even calling them works anymore.

    buy a little ass android phone

    switch fucking banks

    lmao, talk privilege, huh?

    I have a phone with GrapheneOS on it btw. But damn you’re not very bright, are you?

  • BakedCatboy ( BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml ) 
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    3 months ago

    Uhh yeah I did switch banks due to device integrity requirements, but then my new bank started requiring play protect to log in. I can’t deposit checks at this bank without the app so I guess I’m switching again.

    • Please point out where I said carry a second device. I said have a second device and only use it when you need to use your bank. I said nothing about carrying it.

      What I specifically said was to buy a secondary device that sits in a drawer powered off unless you need to use it. And unless you’re carrying your drawer around with you, you wouldn’t be carrying that device.

      • Some are required in order to approve purchases or to access customer service on case a fraud warning prevents a transaction from going through the first time or if you just need some savings money transferred to your checking in order to make a purchase which you might use a mobile app or call customer service to do rather than having to go home and come back to the store. There are several reasons to need to access your money when you are outside of the house. The things that require the app authentication vary by bank, but some are going to be urgent enough that it’s going to risk purchases getting rejected if you don’t have the app with you at all times.

  • superglue ( superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    3 months ago

    I use my banks app for check deposit, which you can’t do in browser. Saves me a 30 minute drive to the bank. But overall yes, people need to expect more from their banks, and switch if they are being shitty.