enjoy your time yall -
I love how there’s this hustle culture among white collars where everything must scream productivity and success. And then everything they do doesn’t matter without engineers and hands-on specialists working with actual products and services.
And if these latter people are like me - then it’s the “yeah, I’ll be done when I’m done, don’t fucking rush me” approach.
Every pomodoro break a line…sounds actually sustainable to get through the day
One line of coke per line of code
this is why python and 80-char lines were invented
Where’s brown noise drum and bass?
The average human spends 2 years of their life on the toilet, you can save so much time if you just shit your pants.
Source: my ass
Why would you even need adderall when you have cocaine
Cocaine gives you a short burst, Adderall gives gives some longer lasting wakeness
Being on adderall (or any amphetamine) in comparison to Cocaine is far less noticeable for your colleagues. Don’t ask me how I know :)







