Straight to jail
Believe it or not, also gaol.
ick no no no no ewwwwwwww
… that’s a weighted blanket, is it not? it looks like the one i have. that makes this even worse.
Never had a weighted blanket. Why is that worse?
Expensive
cuz it would be… wet AND heavy
It looks just like mine too, and the thought of washing that thing is just “oh no”
(But it is definitely comfy to sleep under!)
the washing machine makes fun noises when 20 pounds is being flung around off center! it does a little happy dance!
If aliens ever visit they will see this image and immediately glass the entire surface of the planet.
Well deserved.
Can you don’t ?
take your special k eating ass straight to jail

Thanks. I hate it
begone
Y y y delilah
The penalty shall be death.
also eating off your crotch, on the blanket.

She likes it
Why is everyone in the comments assuming that blanket isn’t waterproof? Let’s give OOP the benefit of the doubt and let them enjoy their depression meal on their own terms.









