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Me sobbing and shaking with the pen on the third check box while brain whispers “CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX”
At one point you’re going to have to come to terms with who you are. You’ll be more at ease if not happier.
Oh, of course, it’s just weird as fuck coming to terms after a life of religious repression, and reconciling that my libido is needy af even if I’m asexual and not wanting that from actual people 😂

All the above depending on how horny I am.
This poses the question of how much kink makes one a pervert.
Is doggy style enough to be a pervert? What about the soft wrist- and ankle-shakles installed on my bed? What about blindfolds? Is there some definite point at which one becomes a pervert?
I mean I’ll happily check all three boxes, I’m just interested.
holding hands DEFINITELY makes you a pervert
that and holding eye contact with a pervert
invert?
I am a sub. I’m here to subvert your expectations.
Culvert.
subvert
Yup








