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Mods posting boomer slop. This is why you need fixed terms.
Agreed i’m also vegan, but this was funny. I wish we could have fun again on the internet but nazis probe gaps like this and exploit them.
Next He’ll get annoyed at turkey bacon and veggie burgers.
Until god admits he also gave me lactose intolerance he can fuck all the way off
Lactose intolerance is also the default - we evolved to stop drinking milk after childhood. Only eastern Europeans (and a few other areas) gained lactose tolerance due to access to cow breeding.
Forcing an animal to continuously breed and steal the calf away to steal the milk is a little weird…
Psst, I think you mean Western Europeans.
You are correct
Nah, god just wanted you to suffer
Hi Chidi!
He also gave us the science to fix it with gene therapy, but we won’t for reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FcbFqSoQY
I just skimmed the video again, and in the vein of being fair, he did revert to being intolerant over the period of 18 months and is considering changing it up and doing it again in the future. He can’t just use the same virus, (he’s now immune) and he’d need to change up how it’s done so it doesn’t fade when his intenstines schlough off over time.
TIL
It’s the nut milk that’s weird, not interspecies breast milk.
Exactly the most ridiculous argument I’ve ever heard.
I mean do you want to see human breast milk in stores?
If you’re appalled by the idea of human milk in stores, you need to reconsider why you find consuming milk from other animals to be acceptable. It’s weird as fuck. Just because it’s normalized doesn’t make it not weird. It just means you don’t think about it.
I don’t drink milk, I’m just asking if you want to see it in stores.
Personally, no, and I don’t want to see animal milk in stores either. There are only two logically consistent answers to that and it’s this one or the inverse; yes. I guess the yes could be two reasonable answers of “yes, and…” or “yes, but not animal milk.”
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The only answer left is “animal milk is fine, except for humans.” I don’t see how that one is logical. It’s emotional only. Humans are animals, and human milk is the stuff that is actually made for human consumption. Humans can also consent. I don’t see any logical way you could exclude human milk but include other animals.
human milk is the stuff that is actually made for human consumption.
cows milk is also made for human consumption. and goat milk. and many others.
no, you can say animal milk is fine, and human milk not produced through exploitation is fine.
At least the… uhh… vendors could consent.
How is it worse than force breeding another species, take their child away to steal their milk? I mean, i wouldn’t drink human milk, but i don’t find it so much worse from some other species.
Yes, please.
Wait was that an option?
Yes
Formula?
Much weirder to steal the breast milk from other living beings.
I’d say tofu is almost as strange as food gets.
Strange? It’s just cheese made from soy milk.
I guess I was thinking of miso. I forgot tofu didn’t get fermented and all slimy
I put oat milk in my coffee just to piss off god. Strike me down now if you don’t like it shithead!
I feel like I’m on Facebook.
Oh so jesus comes from a long line of table flippers
Oats make better milk anyway
In terms of cost, environmental impact, and ease of making your own, yeah absolutely. In terms of flavor, it’s almonds hands down.
Soy all day every day, yo.
I like Coconut “milk” best, especially cooking with it, but idk how it ranks for environmental impact.
Excuse me god (if you exist), you also gave us almonds.
but not lemons, we made those
I can confirm this stuff is legit. I also have a great collection of shiny things now.
This God is dumb cause this God yucks on people’s yums
I offer to get milked. (We also can milk pretty much all mamals, pretty sure)
Yes yes in fact you can.
God also made us have to selectively breed grasses for 10,000 years just so we could make the bread he would specify later in the Bible. Watching us starve to death for generations before we forcibly evolved wheat.
If I were an all-knowing deity, I’d probably give my pet humans a head’s up on germ theory, as well.
Best I can do is booze
“I have nuts, Greg. Can you milk me?”
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