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unglueclass23 ( unglueclass23@programming.dev )  to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor ( AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ) 
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    So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…

    Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…

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      User name does not check out.

      Guys… I think this might be a Velociraptor’s account.

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor ( AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ) 
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        Don’t be ridiculous, everybody knows we er… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.

        Nervous human-ish noises

        • wols ( wols@lemmy.zip ) 
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          Clever girl

      • khánh ( khanh@lemmy.zip ) 
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        if he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed

    • simbico ( simbico@lemmy.zip ) 
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      Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!

      • theneverfox ( theneverfox@pawb.social ) 
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        Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?

    • painteddoggie ( painteddoggie@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Wait a minute… are you a velociraptor!!!

      • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor ( AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ) 
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        Preposterous! Of course I’m not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor

    • lengau ( lengau@midwest.social ) 
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      HI MONGO!

    • starik ( starik@lemmy.today ) 
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      🤨

    • ColeSloth ( ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      Tobias?

  • kazerniel ( kazerniel@piefed.world ) 
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    I hope this is satire 👀

    • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸 ( Flower@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness.

    • Ricky Rigatoni ( RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ) 
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      I always assume the person with the Super Mario World cartoon series avatar is joking in any situation. It saves a lot of stress.

    • muhyb ( muhyb@programming.dev ) 
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      It’s actually quite terrifying that we cannot say it’s 100% satire.

      • palordrolap ( palordrolap@fedia.io ) 
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        An instance of Poe’s law.

        And in full disclosure, I had actually forgotten the name of that and had to look it up, which from an outside perspective might also look like an instance of it.

  • Lushed_Lungfish ( Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Lol, I’m from a country with healthcare so I just go to the doctor and my X-ray is free. Parking is also redeemable because of my job!

  • ColeSloth ( ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Ok, if anyone actually breaks their hand, take a picture and do this, cause it would be pretty funny if they make an X-ray that actually looks busted.

    • kernelle ( kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      I have an old xray from when I splintered my ulna (forarm). I’m torn, a part of me wants to see what happens, but a bigger part of me wants to never upload anything medical related to these platforms

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        I think it probably would identify a break when you provide the x ray to it.

        What I want to see is if you take a normal picture of a broken arm or hand or finger or whatever and ask it for an x ray, if it’s fake x-ray image it gives you will show a broken bone.

        • kernelle ( kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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          Ooh, yeah when the models go full hallucination mode I reckon it’s possible!

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        Claude helped me walk me through finding & installing the 3D-Slicer software on my Linux workstation, and a crash course in how to use it to find various interesting bits of my internal anatomy, which was great fun for playing with the CT-scan data I came home with after abdominal surgery.

        It was also pretty helpful at turning medicalese jargon - in the various medical test and report files I accumulated between admission in ER and discharge a few days later - into understandable English. Which was actually pretty cool and reduced my stress levels markedly (that and the opiate pump.)

        Asking an AI to diagnose you from a photo is obviously idiotic. It doesn’t mean they’re useless though; it just means that evidently AI won’t cure stupid.

    • mnemonicmonkeys ( mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      I broke a finger a bit over a year ago and it ended up swolen and purple for about a day. It was a reddish pink and only slightly swollen the following couple of days

  • skujcici7755 ( skujcici7755@lemmy.zip ) 
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    Hundreds of thousands for an x-ray? Just get GROK to do it. Can also do fake CT scans

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    I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.

    • Valmond ( Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Scandinavians: 🫤

    • nibbler ( nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      no you can’t. you’ll fail because you’ll see actual traces of your bones. That’s something completely different.

      • SharkAttak ( SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ) 
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        whoooosh Key here is the phrase “similar results”, meaning as inaccurate as the chatgpt ones.

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          whooooosh, I claim the sunlight is way less inaccurate compared to the clanker.

          • fahfahfahfah ( fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net ) 
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            whoooooosh, I’m an airplane!

            • palordrolap ( palordrolap@fedia.io ) 
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              Lies. Aeroplanes go “neeyowm”.

              • Nangijala ( Nangijala@feddit.dk ) 
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                That or like rrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwmmmmmm if they are passenger planes high in the sky.

  • twopi ( twopi@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?

    • FuyuhikoDate ( FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ) 
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      Thats interesting, never heard about that and I dont get it why people doenvotrd ya. Think its a good question.

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      Maybe, but I read it as emphatic scare quotes

      Either they really don’t trust doctors, or they’re trying to be clear this is satire

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    Jokes aside, as much as I hate AI slop this could actually be a freaking awesome use for pattern recognition that might actually improve healthcare.

    But, I’m a US American so for us it costs a stupid amount of money to GET the X-Ray after waiting for an appointment, and then you play one-way phone tag waiting another month(s) for the analysis of the x-ray.

    (Bonus points if you wait 6 months and pay $150-whatever for “I dunno looks fine to me.”)

    I dunno in a functioning society with a decent doctor:patient ratio (is there such a thing?) maybe this wouldn’t be necessary, but over here for most things we’re practically on our own anyway so the more DIY options the better.

    Shout-out to urgent cares though. If you actually broke something they usually get you scanned and remedied pretty fast. I had a thoroughly good ouch-I-think-my-toe-broke (it did) experience with urgent care.

    Edit: lol curious about the downvotes. Fans of US healthcare maybe idk? O.o

    • zalgotext ( zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Yeah AI (not necessarily LLMs though) have been used to great effect for medical uses like that. It’s a shame how most of the good work coming out of the AI/ML field gets overshadowed by LLMs

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      Global problem probably.

      Here in Eastern Europe if you have the money you go to private clinics and for the most part you will get the care you need but even in paid ones the good doctors have pretty long wait times. And you’re paying ~100 eur for 1 consultation.

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        What country? I got a lung xray the same week I was admitted into the hospital and it was all in a public and free hospital.

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          In Romania at least I’ve never had to wait for an x-ray or the like on the public system; the health system has a lot of problems but that’s not one of them.

          The hospital buildings might look like they’ve just been demilitarised, the ward won’t have AC, it’ll be 50c, and you’ll be sharing it with a drug addict who spends all night pacing up and down the ward smoking cigarettes - but you’ll wait less time for (and they won’t hesitate to call for) an X-Ray or MRI or whatever than you would in the UK on the NHS.

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      deleted by creator

  • eatham 🇦🇺 ( eatham@aussie.zone ) 
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    Xrays cost like nothing, >$100,000 is a bit extreme

  • HerbGrower ( HerbGrower@slrpnk.net ) 
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    UK version: instead of waiting for hours in hospital with a hurty hand

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    we live in a society.

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