Screenshot of my calendar from Thursday, is it the math class?

I am not the first casualty.

I knew spying tvs are bad, but this bad?!

I die from a himedere laughing at me, I’m ok with this.

Samuel Johnson goes hard, yo

Edit:

I just got killed by a $200k “whatever this is”

'Twas this. A shudder to think of my death by milking.

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I only see her once a week (Thursday or Friday walk at the coast), but she’s always very cuddly.

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Death by bad joke.