I was listening to a podcast the other day that was talking about this.
Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn’t exist under its own gravity.
Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn’t exist under its own gravity.
Child’s play. All we need to do is suspend the pumpkin in a large body of water, and we can easily surpass this 40-ton limit.
10 ton.
So let’s grow a +20,000 pound pumpkin in orbit. We’ll splice it will immortal jellyfish genes, and make it our new god that circles us in the heavens.
Better story than the Bible
I don’t care about pumpkins, but I’m always on the lookout for interesting podcasts. Thanks.
I prefer this screenshot
Me, after retirement: “fuck it” goes living in a 20000pound pumpkin
New record actually dropped like a week ago. I think it was 3,156 pounds, if I recall.
Pumpkin Eugenics goes against the natural order of pumpkins!
