Cargo pants are amazing
Cargo pants and belt loop pouches.

As a man, it has been my privilege to wear at least 2 to 5 inventory slots in my pants on a daily basis, with an additional slot coming from my t-shirt on occasion.
Well if you ever land in jail, remember you ve got another hiding place… Works great to smuggle drugs or buttplugs.
My current jacket adds 5 more slots to that
How am I supposed to pick up random junk to sell to the next cashier I see that way???
The cashier at Wendy’s is absolutely fed up with the things I bring him, but he pays me my pocket change in stride.
couldn’t be me. I need to stay hatecrime ready.
so I’m always strapped.Why do you stay prepared to commit hatecrimes?
Read the otherway. As a minority, I am often the target of hate. Thus I am strapped to defend myself. BIPOC🏳️⚧️ shortstack. Getting picked on is my locale’s favorite tradition.
I guess I should’ve added a /s lol
no problem 😆
a gun holster probably counts as a single inventory slot
Nah, equipment is its own thing
I second that, but one of my wishes is to be able to go out without any bag and with nothing in my pockets. Especially with no ID.
Why dont you? I do it all the time when we go for a stroll around the neighborhood. Just carry a few poop bags for the dogs
I am an “immigrant”. The kind that you know by looking at. I haven’t been stopped by the police in years, but I’d hate to not have ID on me in case somebody decides they wanna have a power trip or be a man of duty.
By the way, I’m not in the US.
That’s why I’m always strapped with 7 Fanny packs
Are you the Mom from the jokes?
Were they havin’ a sale down at The Gap?
Some places the only people that have bags are drug dealers. Still fits, but yeah.
But you can always put stuff into the Augmented-Space Slots





