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dragnucs ( dragnucs@lemmy.ml )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Introvert tip #42

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Introvert tip #42

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dragnucs ( dragnucs@lemmy.ml )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • GenderNeutralBro ( GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    Don’t hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.

    • outadoc ( outadoc@beehaw.org ) 
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      Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.

  • Uprise42 ( Uprise42@kbin.social ) 
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    Tried this at work the other day. Apparently this doesn’t work in call centers… anyone hiring?

    • storm ( storm@lemm.ee ) 
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      “My wireless bluetooth headset is about to die…”

    • simplify ( simplify@lemm.ee ) 
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      Look for those “call before you dig” signs, then do the opposite.

  • Ascend910 ( Ascend910@lemmy.ml ) 
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    And don’t just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.

    • simplify ( simplify@lemm.ee ) 
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      How about throwing it into a faraday cage? Like the bags used for those transponders for tolls, or wrap it in foil… Or just mute the phone and ignore it.

      Thank you Skeletor!

    • HiddenLayer5 ( HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml ) deleted by creator
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      deleted by creator

  • lemmy ( itspcp@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Skeletor is always there for us. Thank you, Skeletor! 💯 🙏

  • bearfootbees ( bearfootbees@lemmy.ca ) 
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    IM SO HAPPY SKELETOR MADE IT TO LENNY SAFE AND SOUND!!! AND IT’S BACK! made my day

  • HurlingDurling ( HurlingDurling@lemm.ee ) 
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    “My phones is about to di…” click

  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ( peyotecosmico@programming.dev ) 
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    My phone is about to d

  • jjjalljs ( jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ) 
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    This is less introvert and more “crippling anxiety”.

  • ndguardian ( ndguardian@lemmy.studio ) 
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    I would like to subscribe to Skeletor, please!

  • 001100 010010 ( 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) BannedBanned
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    Removed by mod

  • Uno ( Uno@monyet.cc ) deleted by creator
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    This tip only works if you have an iPhone, if you own an android they will know you are lying

  • ReakDuck ( ReakDuck@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Except the person writes you on Signal after the call and he gets two approved marks

  • Simbomba ( Simbomba@feddit.de ) 
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    I just take up calls I want to take Checkmate

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