Epstein?

They value their customers privacy.

All have very full and thick hair and only the very best intentions for their users in regards of privacy, equality and transparency. They are just all a good Samaritan. <3

Edit: oh and they are all very poor.

They all made a billion dollars with their own labour without exploiting anyone else or taking their labour value. :)

They are all job creators who create the jobs

Wives who ran away as soon as they could.

The website you use runs in the computer of one of these guys. Unless you live in China

Long nipples.

They all made their debut as a Mousketeer on the Mickey Mouse Club.

They all love people.

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Glasses

They all get baked in the shower.

Thank you autocorrect, I’m leaving it.

Bezos undoubtedly has people to do things for him. My question is, who is the one who takes an orbital buffer to polish Bezos’ head? It’s always super shiny.

Disfunctional lame mafia henchmen