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 ZippyZiggurat   ( @ZippyZiggurat@lemmy.ml )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

When you're worth $239 billions but you choose the local crack head to make your new signage

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When you're worth $239 billions but you choose the local crack head to make your new signage

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 ZippyZiggurat   ( @ZippyZiggurat@lemmy.ml )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  •  m-p{3}   ( @mp3@lemmy.ca ) 
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    It’s also seizure-inducing

    https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1685339679032287233/

    •  yggdar   ( @yggdar@lemmy.wtf ) 
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      Wow, that is incredibly annoying! I can’t imagine they wouldn’t get forced to take it down.

      •  Contend6248   ( @Contend6248@feddit.de ) 
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        I guess all he does is baiting headlines

        •  KreekyBonez   ( @KreekyBonez@lemm.ee ) 
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          he’ll only stop when it stops working. not happening anytime soon, sadly

        •  Rentlar   ( @Rentlar@beehaw.org ) 
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          Elon is the master of baiting.

        •  bobs_monkey   ( @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ) 
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          Go away, baitin

    •  ZzyzxRoad   ( @ZzyzxRoad@lemm.ee ) 
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      Jesus fucking christ, how is that still standing

      •  Zana   ( @Zana@startrek.website ) 
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        It’s being held up by sandbags and he’s not letting inspectors in to check it out.

        •  Diplomjodler   ( @Diplomjodler@feddit.de ) 
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          How often do you get to break the law as a billionaire before you have consequences?

    •  VanillaGorilla   ( @VanillaGorilla@kbin.social ) 
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      That has got to be a joke. How come by now nobody shot it down?

      •  bobs_monkey   ( @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ) 
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        I’m hoping you mean the city shooting it down, as in saying nope to it lol. Any responsible gun owner would ideally realize how terrible of an idea it would be to pop rounds at it, in a city center, with buildings behind it, knowing a good percentage of those shots will miss and go flying beyond it.

        Odds are, the city will have something to say about it, and knowing Elon, he didn’t pull a permit so it’s a matter of time. That thing is an eye sore and a hazard.

      •  UnverifiedAPK   ( @UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Purely because it’s in CA. Even if you can get your hands on a gun you’ve only got 5 shots before you have to reload.

        •  clegko   ( @clegko@kbin.social ) 
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          I… don’t think that’s how it works…

        •  mlc894   ( @mlc894@lemm.ee ) 
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          Is reloading super laborious or something? Is the goal to only need to reload once a day, maybe at night as your phone is recharging?

          •  fades   ( @fades@beehaw.org ) 
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            Absolutely not. Especially with said small mags, op said 5 but for Cali I believe it’s 10?

            Either way that’s a small fucking mag even for a round like 5.56 (standard us rifle round). You could easily stuff 4-5 in your two pants pockets.

            Sticking with the 5.56 example, push the mag in, hit the bolt release to load the first round, pull the trigger and the next is auto loaded. Pull the trigger for each bullet and when there are no more the bolt will stay locked back. You push the mag release button, mag falls out, then you just slide a new mag in. Hit the bolt catch release and it will load the next round.

            It’s easy as fuck, no the goal isn’t to reload once a day. If anything the goal would be to hit the target with as few bullets possible x the person you replied to was just being facetious.

            here is an excellent example animation that covers the entire sequence from load to fire. Most of it is irrelevant but if you actually care you can jump around using the chapters

            The only laborious thing about reloading is putting each round in one by one. The video shows a 30 round mag so think of a mag 1/3rd of that for this post context. With stripper clips or a speed reloaded it’s easy and quick af. Realistically you’d go out with preloaded mags instead of a box of bullets you load on the fly. Always a good idea to take extra cartridges tho.

            •  mlc894   ( @mlc894@lemm.ee ) 
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              Thanks for a genuinely interesting reply! While I learned something from you, I still don’t know when I’d “go out with preloaded mags”. I don’t know what I’d expect to find out there which would require that sort of preparation, ha!

        •  fades   ( @fades@beehaw.org ) 
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          There are PLENTY of gun owners in Cali and your pockets can easily fit 4-5x 5 or 10 rd mags in your pants pockets if not more.

          You can fire pretty quick between mag changes as well. Who the fuck is going around with a single 5rd mag?

          The actual answer is because responsible gun owners would never just go shoot something down in the city just cuz it’s annoying to the other businesses around the sign

        •  VanillaGorilla   ( @VanillaGorilla@kbin.social ) 
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          That explains it. This thing would drive me nuts in like two minutes

        •  ReakDuck   ( @ReakDuck@lemmy.ml ) 
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          But at least you are shooting it down

        •  Derproid   ( @Derproid@lemm.ee ) 
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          Didn’t that actually just get overturned?

    •  MTLion3   ( @MTLion3@lemm.ee ) 
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      Fuck all their neighbors, I guess

    •  Clocksstriking13   ( @Clocksstriking13@lemm.ee ) 
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      Is that on purpose or is the thing so badly made that it’s blinking like that?

    •  FormidableStick   ( @FormidableStick@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Bad Chicken! Mess you up!!

      •  KrayZeeOne   ( @KrayZeeOne@lemm.ee ) 
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        That’s not good for business.

    •  tetha   ( @tetha@feddit.de ) 
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      Wow. I’m not particularly sensitive, but that seems like the right amount of very bright strobe that gives me headaches in concerts, especially at night in the dark. That’s very much the level of trying to find out a way to get to the roof to unplug it.

  •  Sphks   ( @Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Seriously? It’s the actual sign?

    •  Pseu   ( @Pseu@kbin.social ) 
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      It is. And it was done without a permit, so the city might fine him over it too. https://apnews.com/article/twitter-san-francisco-building-x-elon-musk-4e0ae2a3b1b838b744bb2dc494f5b23c

      •  fades   ( @fades@beehaw.org ) 
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        Who cares? He won’t pay it just like he doesn’t pay the rent lol

        •  this_1_is_mine   ( @this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml ) 
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          That’s fine just board up his doors and tell him that he is unable to do any business until the fine is paid and then the offending material will be removed from the building by city provided workers and you take until his check clears the bank in order to finish and allow him back into the building you barricade off every single entrance and prevent entry to the building until you’re done just say it’s for safety sake we had to take this much time to make sure we did it correctly unlike what you did…

      •  Reach   ( @Reach@feddit.uk ) 
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        A fine for the billionaire rich is meaningless in most cases :/

    •  magnetosphere   ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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      Seriously?

      A perfect summary of the public’s reaction to the entire rebrand.

    •  degen   ( @degen@midwest.social ) 
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      And is that a CCTV camera on the right?

      •  Sphks   ( @Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        The camera is actualy a part of the logo.

      •  magnetosphere   ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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        At first, I just assumed it was a bird, but I think you’re right (or closer, at least). Maybe it’s some kind of antenna.

      •  UnverifiedAPK   ( @UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml ) 
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        Might be a light sensor, too blurry to really tell

  •  eezeebee   ( @eezeebee@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Well that looks like shit.

    It’s perfect.

  •  magnetosphere   ( @HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org ) 
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    This has gotten WAY out of hand.

    A bad idea is one thing. They happen all the time. Many executives would sell their souls for the kind of recognition that the blue bird had, but I suppose a good marketing team could have pulled off a successful rebranding.

    This whole “x” fiasco, however, is a series of bad ideas done hastily, sloppily, and with little to no planning. It’s completely unjustifiable, from any perspective - unless you’re Elon, apparently.

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      All those blue bird icons on millions of sites. Good luck getting those to change to x. Of all the dumb moves Musk has made, this ranks as the second dumbest. Of course, the dumbest move was paying 44 billion dollars for a site that realistically was worth 5-10 billion, and that was before that knucklefuck took over and ran it straight into the ground.

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        Yeah. The more I think about it, the worse it is. Lately, I’ve been wondering how many businesses have professionally printed “Follow us on Twitter!” stickers in their windows and signs by their cash registers. Your local pizza place probably does. That kind of visibility and awareness is priceless.

        Is Elon going to ship tens of thousands of replacement signs? No. Are business owners going to pay to replace them themselves? Some, maybe, but even then it won’t be a major priority. Hell, I didn’t take one elective class in marketing, and even I have a better understanding of the value he’s throwing away.

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      I mean all I have heard for days now is about this X thing. He memed it into existence and now it’s incredibly recognizable and talked about non-stop. God he’s such an ass.

  •  The Cuuuuube   ( @Cube6392@beehaw.org ) 
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    Just one of the many signs this was a rushed decision he forced through without consulting anyone

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    he wants to be a Furher so badly

    •  LazaroFlim   ( @LazaroFilm@lemmy.film ) 
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      He’s definitely one step furher.

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      deleted by creator

  •  TimeSquirrel   ( @TimeSquirrel@kbin.social ) 
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    I’d surely be walking into the building every morning with a paper bag over my head if I were somebody who was still stuck working there.

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      I have to imagine the only people who are still working there are just trying to stay in America.

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        This. Many of the people who still work there have no other choice. Their citizenship is tied to their employer. I feel sympathy for them.

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    It look like vandalism, someone broke into the building at night to put on their crappy sign.

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      This kind of describes what’s actually happened.

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    I thought it was a collapsed crane until I’ve seen the Lego holding it. Did a three year old build this? Those small bricks aren’t meant for young children, they can inhale them.

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    I mean someone who could do it professionally would probably professionally say no to such an illegal job

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    just barons doing baron things.

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    What in the actual fuck?

    This is like a physical embodiment of Poe’s law.

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    I didn’t realize he did it all himself.

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    as oppose to out of state crackheads?  because, everyone knows, local is better

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      Shop for crack head work locally, it’s better for the economy.

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    This is the guy who started a car company, right? Just checking.

    Edit: It looks like I’m cheering for him here, I’m not. I meant how can he run a car company and be so clumsy running Twitter/X?

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      This is the guy who startedbought a car company, right? Just checking.

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