- WtfEvenIsExistence3️ ( @WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com ) English74•1 year ago
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over Lemmy I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
- Phantom52347 ( @Phantom52347@lemmy.one ) 14•1 year ago
Happy for you, or sorry that it happened
- Jim ( @JimmyDean@lemm.ee ) 16•1 year ago
It’s just the classic Navy Seal copypasta with a few modern tech edits. Nice to see they included Lemmy in this version
- DerRackletTänzer ( @Girtablulu@feddit.de ) 2•1 year ago
Hold the phone, folks! Looks like we’ve got the ultimate keyboard commando here, armed with a degree in “Top-Secret Internet Intimidation” from the School of Pixelated Bravado. I’m genuinely in awe of your prowess in DDoS dance moves and your extensive hacking resume. Did you know they teach “Tracing IPs with Bare Hands 101” there? I’m not sure if it’s more impressive or terrifying.
You know, there’s something oddly inspiring about your passionate monologue of digital doom. It’s like watching a master chef prepare a soufflé with a flamethrower – unconventional, but you can’t help but admire the dedication.
I can’t help but wonder, in the heat of your impending online apocalypse, do you plan to unleash an army of malware minions or just summon the mighty Blue Screen of Death? Your commitment to imaginative chaos is truly commendable.
However, might I suggest we channel this creative energy into a friendlier arena? Let’s conquer the digital world with laughter instead of threats. After all, the pixels we share today might just be the start of a legendary meme saga. Keep typing, intrepid warrior!
Ps: made with ChatGPD was to lazy to write something by myself :p
- Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 41•1 year ago
People are more likely to comment when they disagree, since agreement just ends up sounding like “me too!”
But I find people on the fediverse are a lot nicer
- radix ( @radix@lemm.ee ) 17•1 year ago
People are more likely to comment when they disagree
Never realized that. Good point!
- intelati ( @intelati@programming.dev ) 10•1 year ago
Wait a second here.
- Lem Jukes ( @Lemjukes@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year ago
You might find this interesting
- iorale ( @iorale@lemmy.fmhy.net ) 14•1 year ago
I end up not commenting because I try to proofread and while doing it I notice I don’t care enough about whatever or my comment doesn’t really matter and just cancel de comment.
- WarmSoda ( @WarmSoda@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
I do that a lot when Im about to make a dumb joke reply. Halfway through correcting all the mistakes I thankfully realized it’s just not worth it.
Kinda feel bad for people when a joke I’ve made makes it to being posted.
- psilocybin ( @psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de ) 5•1 year ago
Definitely.
On reddit I have observed my faith in the intentions of the person on the receiving end waning over the last years bc of that.
I have been surprised at the good faith people reacted to my comments with, I haven’t yet gotten to the reddit poison fully out of my system.
- jackpot ( @jackpot@lemmy.ml ) 3•1 year ago
we’re in a golden age before corporations, bots, and racist dumbasses come, we’re not popular enough to attract people so the only ones here are foss enthusiasts and i know this is elitist but theres definitely a correlation between that and not being a weirdo jackass. once this gets more popular get ready for the shit hurdling and over moderation again. sorry to burst your bubble. i love this community
- Blastasaurus ( @Blastasaurus@lemm.ee ) 30•1 year ago
Nah this place is WAY more chill than reddit.
- Nato Boram ( @NatoBoram@lemm.ee ) English18•1 year ago
Mention Sync, just for fun
- stebo ( @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 7•1 year ago
Sync is great!
- Sent from my Sync app
- OtakuAltair ( @OtakuAltair@lemm.ee ) English2•1 year ago
How dare you?? 😡🤬😡🤬
- Zeragamba ( @Zeragamba@lemmy.ca ) 2•1 year ago
I concur. Sync has been amazing to use.
- jackpot ( @jackpot@lemmy.ml ) 4•1 year ago
we’re in a golden age, dont get used to it honestly
- Milk ( @Milk_SDF_Possum@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•1 year ago
The content you searched on Reddit is prohibited in 33 galaxies then.
- Kaped ( @Kaped@lemmy.ml ) 1•1 year ago
reddit is the same cesspool of quirky, ironic comments trying to be sarcastic
look at my im so sarcastic
stfu
- bentropy ( @bentropy@feddit.de ) 22•1 year ago
Don’t know, I had some good and productive discussion here.
Yeah, and don’t get me wrong, the majority of users I have engaged with here have been lovely. But occasionally you’ll get the post with hundreds of upvotes, with maybe one downvote, but the comment section makes it feel like they’re trying to set the place on fire.
It probably has more to do with the fact that there are far less of us than redditors, and comments are weighted differently from reddit.
- mashbooq ( @mashbooq@infosec.pub ) 6•1 year ago
No you haven’t
- MrMamiya ( @MrMamiya@feddit.de ) 18•1 year ago
I like to try to remember I don’t need to have an opinion about everything I stumble across.
Ope, there I go opining again.
- blunderworld ( @blunderworld@lemmy.ca ) English14•1 year ago
Bet this mouth-breathing shill didn’t even post the meme from a FOSS app. Despicable.
- jpants ( @jpants@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
I bet he uses Windows too 🙄
- queermunist she/her ( @queermunist@lemmy.ml ) 14•1 year ago
I fuckin love arguing! 😍
Well I like arguing MORE than you!
- socsa ( @socsa@lemmy.ml ) 7•1 year ago
Oh you have opinions? Name every CIA asset on lemmy.
- queermunist she/her ( @queermunist@lemmy.ml ) 7•1 year ago
The real CIA assets were the friends we made along the way. 🙃
- Sonotsugipaa ( @Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English3•1 year ago
Damn, the CIA fell off
- sarsaparilyptus ( @sarsaparilyptus@beehaw.org ) 6•1 year ago
Probably because you’re a smug, combative asshole. The fuck is wrong with you?
- queermunist she/her ( @queermunist@lemmy.ml ) 6•1 year ago
I’m an angry and miserable person. Duh?
- sarsaparilyptus ( @sarsaparilyptus@beehaw.org ) 4•1 year ago
No you’re not, you’re just making that up
- InfiniWheel ( @InfiniWheel@lemmy.one ) 4•1 year ago
Truly feels like home seeing a bunch of people pointlessly arguing about something they’ll both forget in an hour
- explodicle ( @explodicle@local106.com ) 1•1 year ago
Am I the only one who argues for a few days and then takes weeks to consider the relevant points? (I argue about politics a lot)
- Rin ( @Rinnarrae@beehaw.org ) 11•1 year ago
Delete this lemmings is a slur
Shut up lemming
- socsa ( @socsa@lemmy.ml ) 9•1 year ago
Hey guys, would you like to hear about how the only good political system is the one where you seize power and suppress all dissent with ruthless violence? If you disagree with any of this you are obviously a CIA shill.
- PatFusty ( @PatFussy@lemm.ee ) 9•1 year ago
I prefer the term lemmitard thanks
- WagnasT ( @WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi ) English13•1 year ago
I’ve been using ‘lemmy users’ but to save time i just use ‘lusers’. Gets confusing with linux users but you already know if they use linux. I use arch btw.
- WarmSoda ( @WarmSoda@lemm.ee ) 2•1 year ago
Goddamn lemmers
- empireOfLove ( @empireOfLove@lemmy.one ) English7•1 year ago
This is how the Internet has always been, and it shall be how the Internet continues on.
- Wage_slave ( @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml ) 3•1 year ago
Oh my fuck, you didn’t just go out and assume I’m a snap case in the replies because you know fucking what… maybe? I dunno. Just got here.
Seems chill though.
- SomeBoyo ( @SomeBoyo@feddit.de ) 1•1 year ago
This means war!!