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glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

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Accurate

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glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • blunderworld ( blunderworld@lemmy.ca ) 
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    3 years ago

    I hate that I relate to this, because honestly I feel like constantly skipping around to get to the good stuff can’t be good for us.

    • TheBurlapBandit ( TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org ) 
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      I really don’t think spending extra time sitting through half assed foreplay is going to do the human race any favors.

      • blunderworld ( blunderworld@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Might do an IRL sexual partner who enjoys foreplay a favour though. I dont know that reprogramming our brains to only react to hardcore scenes is doing ourselves a favour either.

        • TheBurlapBandit ( TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org ) 
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          I think the brain knows the difference between porn and an actual sexual encounter. Porn isn’t sex ed nor a tutorial.

    • bennypr0fane ( bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      I’m firmly convinced that it’s bad for us. As is watching a dozen vids in one session and switching back and forth between them. It’s possibly the most mentally damaging way of doing the whole thing. It’s like TikTok. Imagine doing that with movies.

  • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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    Top 10 reasons to skip to the good parts:

    1 - You just want to see that scene the preview alluded to

  • rambos ( rambos@lemm.ee ) 
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    You missed the blowjob

    • CeleryFC ( CeleryFC@beehaw.org ) 
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      That’s all I’m here for…

  • Cyberwitch_7493 ( Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Really? Y’all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.

    • glowie ( glowie@infosec.pub ) OP
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      Different strokes for different folks

      • 30isthenew29 ( 30isthenew29@lemm.ee ) 
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        get it

    • XIN ( xintrik@lemm.ee ) 
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      Gifs are for the destination, videos are for the journey.

  • Wage_slave ( Wage_slave@lemmy.ml ) 
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    Data really can be beautiful.

    AND deadly accurate.

  • Totendax ( Totendax@feddit.de ) 
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    Buildup is key

    (I rather skip the monotone scenes then miss the exciting plot)

  • Lunyan ( Lunyan@kbin.social ) 
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    The first ~2 minutes are my favourite usually, I like the buildup a lot more than the actual porn most of the time

  • Andrew ( Andrew15_5@mander.xyz ) 
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    Dammit! How dare you expose me like that!?

  • Beefalo ( jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ) 
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    I just shop by length so that last two thirds of the video will not be necessary

  • blunderworld ( blunderworld@lemmy.ca ) 
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    deleted by creator

  • Interesting_Test_814 ( Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu ) 
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    Alt title : This comment is sponsored by NordVPN. Watching any video. Please like and subscribe !

    (I’m exagerrating and understand creators must be paid in some way but this was my first thought seeing the graphic)

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