No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’
the ceo of poverty
Unfortunately, that’s Mike Tyson.
How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.
I was wondering the same thing lol. I’ll take on Hitler. Maybe use a bat like in that one scene in Inglourious Basterds
Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.
Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep
I know I probably won’t win a fight with most adults, so I’d probably go with Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair just so I can easily win.
Though, if it’s him in his prime I’d have to fight, I’d change my answer to just any old random baby that died of SIDS just so I can win and feel good about it.
Fucking Abbott. He started the ruining of women’s abortion rights after roe v wade was overturned and everyone followed suit. I’d fight Kemp too cause he’s also ruining things. My friends are afraid of dying form bot being able to get an abortion and child victims of rape don’t have access anymore.
Ron DeSantis.
I’m angrier at Rupert Murdoch, but DeSantis would have more of a positive effect.
Just fight? Nobody. Fight to death? Probably Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un or Ali Hosseini Khamenei.
Roger stone. Cut that Nixon tattoo right out of his back.
About 75,000 years ago humans almost went extinct. I’d fight whomever their John Conner was.
Their John Connor was you coming back in time to try to save them.
Its a twist!
peter thiel
Gandhi. And we’d do it playing Tekken.
Would you be snuggled up in bed with him?
Abraham Lincoln.
Not for any reasons against the man, or the expectation that I have even half a hope of getting a solid strike in, but I’ve read of the man’s fighting and wrestling experience. They like bringing up his long build as an advantage.
Me and Lincoln are going to fight the proper Orang way. On the deck of a ship in open waters, with a single knife each. We can come to an agreement on victory conditions.
Nice try Tyler. I pick Gandhi.
Gotta beat Henry Kissinger to death with my bare hands
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French president Chirac, for laying waste to my home and its members.