No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
- vettnerk ( @vettnerk@lemmy.ml ) 24•11 months ago
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 21•11 months ago
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
- Kittenstix ( @Kittenstix@beehaw.org ) 2•11 months ago
Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’
- chooglers ( @chooglers@lemmy.ml ) 18•11 months ago
the ceo of poverty
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 5•11 months ago
Unfortunately, that’s Mike Tyson.
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 14•11 months ago
How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.
- akp ( @akp@beehaw.org ) 6•11 months ago
I was wondering the same thing lol. I’ll take on Hitler. Maybe use a bat like in that one scene in Inglourious Basterds
- TheWiseAlaundo ( @TheWiseAlaundo@lemmy.whynotdrs.org ) 11•11 months ago
Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.
- sarcasticsunrise ( @sarcasticsunrise@lemm.ee ) 9•11 months ago
Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep
- Dizzy Devil Ducky ( @AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ) English9•11 months ago
I know I probably won’t win a fight with most adults, so I’d probably go with Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair just so I can easily win.
Though, if it’s him in his prime I’d have to fight, I’d change my answer to just any old random baby that died of SIDS just so I can win and feel good about it.
- Treefox ( @Treefox@lemmy.ml ) 8•11 months ago
Fucking Abbott. He started the ruining of women’s abortion rights after roe v wade was overturned and everyone followed suit. I’d fight Kemp too cause he’s also ruining things. My friends are afraid of dying form bot being able to get an abortion and child victims of rape don’t have access anymore.
- angstylittlecatboy ( @angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ) English8•11 months ago
Ron DeSantis.
I’m angrier at Rupert Murdoch, but DeSantis would have more of a positive effect.
- Thorny_Thicket ( @Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz ) 7•11 months ago
Just fight? Nobody. Fight to death? Probably Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un or Ali Hosseini Khamenei.
- vd1n ( @vd1n@lemmy.ml ) 3•11 months ago
Roger stone. Cut that Nixon tattoo right out of his back.
- 👍Maximum Derek👍 ( @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ) English6•11 months ago
About 75,000 years ago humans almost went extinct. I’d fight whomever their John Conner was.
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 4•11 months ago
Their John Connor was you coming back in time to try to save them.
- 👍Maximum Derek👍 ( @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ) English2•11 months ago
Its a twist!
- skillissuer ( @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de ) 6•11 months ago
peter thiel
- Iam ( @Iam@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 5•11 months ago
Gandhi. And we’d do it playing Tekken.
- ivanafterall ( @ivanafterall@kbin.social ) 2•11 months ago
Would you be snuggled up in bed with him?
- Rose Thorne ( @NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ) 5•11 months ago
Abraham Lincoln.
Not for any reasons against the man, or the expectation that I have even half a hope of getting a solid strike in, but I’ve read of the man’s fighting and wrestling experience. They like bringing up his long build as an advantage.
Me and Lincoln are going to fight the proper Orang way. On the deck of a ship in open waters, with a single knife each. We can come to an agreement on victory conditions.
- Pulptastic ( @Pulptastic@midwest.social ) English5•11 months ago
Nice try Tyler. I pick Gandhi.
- buckykat ( @buckykat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•11 months ago
Gotta beat Henry Kissinger to death with my bare hands
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English4•11 months ago
French president Chirac, for laying waste to my home and its members.