raoul ( @raoul@lemmy.sdf.org ) 43•11 months agoI don’t know, u/FART…
lagomorphlecture ( @lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee ) 21•11 months agoUm, I wouldn’t. I would quit and move to another country.
eezeebee ( @eezeebee@lemmy.ca ) English19•11 months ago“Do you smell that? I can’t figure out where it’s coming from!”
Mandy ( @Mandy@beehaw.org ) English12•11 months agookay dude, be honest where you the weirdo that got caught
cduke23 ( @cduke23@beehaw.org ) 8•11 months ago- BrooklynMan ( @BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml ) English8•11 months ago
by getting it surgically altered. I could never show the old face ever again.
also, moving and changing my name.
yikes
SomeGuyNamedPaul ( @SomeGuyNamedPaul@beehaw.org ) 7•11 months agoGently explain to anybody who will listen that you accidentally spilled some of your cocaine.
saigot ( @saigot@lemmy.ca ) 6•11 months agoSomeone round the office has been ripping extremely distinctive aweful farts and I need to discover who in order to stop them
ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 ( @Emperor@feddit.uk ) English6•11 months agoIt depends. Did you, sorry, your friend, get caught sniffing a single seat or is there CCTV footage of them sniffing a lot of seats (presumably all the women in the office). The former is easier to get away with than, say, being caught licking a bicycle seat, just say your pen rolled under the desk and you were on your hands and knees by the chair fishing for it. If it’s the latter then walk out immediately, then drive a truck laden with gas canisters into the front of the building and throw a Molotov cocktail at it in the hole that the explosion and fire would destroy any evidence and anyone who saw it.
POTUS@whitehouse.gov ( @saba@lemmy.sdf.org ) 4•11 months agoeye contact, then lick the chair
NormalC ( @jsnc@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English2•11 months ago“My boss told me I get to be supreme chair sniffer for the day, can I sniff your chair?”
CleoTheWizard ( @CleoTheWizard@beehaw.org ) 2•11 months agoSounds like somebody didn’t poop for a whole week
krimsonbun ( @KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml ) 1•11 months ago3 day no poop flashbacks
krimsonbun ( @KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml ) 1•11 months agousername checks out
Dizzy Devil Ducky ( @AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ) English1•11 months agoI don’t think I’d have to worry as much since my sense of smell is basically gone.
I’m sure the people I’m working with would know that, so I’d be forced to save face for having my face too close to their seats, in which I got no clue how to save face from that.