Entropywins ( @Entropywins@kbin.social ) 9•2 years agoThe rain
carlyman ( @carlyman@beehaw.org ) 8•2 years agoThe cage
SuiXi3D ( @SuiXi3D@kbin.social ) 6•2 years agoI’m rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.
fear ( @fear@kbin.social ) 2•2 years agoYou mean simultaneous commotio cordis from them punching each other in the chest at the same time? At best the survival rate is 50/50, but the emergency responders are divided between both of them, resulting in subpar medical care and the death of both men. Then all the involved estates and corporations battle it out in the longest ever legal cage match for world domination? I definitely haven’t been thinking about this for an obscene amount of time.
rcoelho14 ( @rcoelho14@kbin.social ) 5•2 years agoIs it gonna be a knife fight?
If it was for me, I’d give them chainsaws
rcoelho14 ( @rcoelho14@kbin.social ) 1•2 years agoOnly if it was silent chainsaws and then making Molusk and The Suckerberg do the noises like Homer in The Simpsons Movie
shulhan ( @shulhan@lemmy.sdf.org ) 5•2 years agoI am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.
closure1170 ( @closure1170@beehaw.org ) 4•2 years agoRooting for a meteor to strike the ring
Talaraine ( @Talaraine@kbin.social ) 3•2 years agoThe Grim Reaper. I’m hoping the Grim Reaper wins.
blightbow ( @blightbow@kbin.social ) 3•2 years agoGiant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.
Xeelee ( @Xeelee@kbin.social ) 2•2 years agoI really really hate Zuckerberg but I’d root for him anyway.
eltimablo ( @eltimablo@kbin.social ) 1•2 years agoI think Zuck’s got the best odds despite the size disadvantage, anyway, since he does BJJ and is apparently pretty good at it.
exohuman ( @exohuman@kbin.social ) 2•2 years agoZuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.
eltimablo ( @eltimablo@kbin.social ) 1•2 years ago“They all trust me for some reason. Fucking idiots.”
Cegorach ( @DAT@feddit.de ) 2•2 years agoboth fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?
irich ( @irich@feddit.de ) 2•2 years agoRobo Zucky most def wins.
OldGreyTroll ( @OldGreyTroll@kbin.social ) 1•2 years ago@pH3ra I’m a fan of good old-fashioned Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD).
buckykat ( @buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml ) 1•2 years agorooting for somebody to throw a bomb into the ring
ImplyingImplications ( @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ) 1•2 years agoI hope the venue is in a sub 12,000 meters below the ocean.