Imagine putting Alpha Male in your profile
Any man who must say ‘I am king’ is no true king at all
Chill, he’s still in development.
Personally i’m an early access male
i’m the proof of concept MVP (minimum viable person)
new term for when kids reach an age where they won’t immediately die if left alone
I’m an invite-only access male. 😆
While being visibly under 5’6"
Oppenheimer, the bio pic about the scientist who rejected their own creation and associated happily with communists, and showed the actions of various people to specifically target someone for that? That non woke Oppenheimer?
“We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable.”
Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr
am i doing it right
- EremesZorn ( @EremesZorn@beehaw.org ) 14•2 years ago
Explain to me how any of these dorks are “alpha males.”
Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.
So, with that in mind, I’d call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.
But, if they keep learning, maybe they’ll become actual humans someday. Even though they don’t exactly look like they’ll make it there anytime soon.
I really like this comment. I have nothing else to add :) but congrats had a good laugh.
An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad’s blazer.
- EremesZorn ( @EremesZorn@beehaw.org ) 3•2 years ago
Seriously, I’ve seen these guys even back when I was in college. Loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and with poor fashion sense.
I guess all the other guys in the photo are the betas? There can only be one alpha, or so our poorly-researched understanding of pack animals goes.Such guys are commonplace in every college. They act very silly, are ignorant and annoying creatures overall. The ‘beta’ guys are just paid by the ‘alpha’ guy to stand by him. He becomes a stranger to them the moment his dad stops giving him any money. Then the betas go in search of a new alpha whose dad lends him both pocket-money and an old blazer.
Who is the potato in the grey jacket?
Nick Adams, self-proclaimed “alpha male”
Dude has alpha’d his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.
At this point, this is kbin’s signature “feature”.
Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.
Thumbnail: shad-horrific-nsfw.gif
Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about
I don’t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
What a bunch of losers lol
The movie theater wins either way.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•2 years ago
Where’s the alpha?
