- OmegaMouse ( @OmegaMouse@feddit.uk ) English54•1 year ago
Imagine putting Alpha Male in your profile
- Blahaj_Blast ( @Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 27•1 year ago
Any man who must say ‘I am king’ is no true king at all
- u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English18•1 year ago
Chill, he’s still in development.
- Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 10•1 year ago
Personally i’m an early access male
- kopper [they/them] ( @ShittyKopper@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English8•1 year ago
i’m the proof of concept MVP (minimum viable person)
- Swedneck ( @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ) 3•1 year ago
new term for when kids reach an age where they won’t immediately die if left alone
- Johnny Bravo ( @johnnybravo@lemm.ee ) English3•1 year ago
I’m an invite-only access male. 😆
- curiousaur ( @curiousaur@reddthat.com ) 3•1 year ago
While being visibly under 5’6"
- Umbrias ( @Umbrias@beehaw.org ) 42•1 year ago
Oppenheimer, the bio pic about the scientist who rejected their own creation and associated happily with communists, and showed the actions of various people to specifically target someone for that? That non woke Oppenheimer?
- eestileib ( @eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 15•1 year ago
“We would like to officially declare that we are, and shall remain, completely unfuckable.”
- 💚🌲💙⭐⭐Romulus / Keith 🌹🍺✌⚽ ( @ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud ) 14•1 year ago
Big boom good, nuke j*ps, pearl harbor crack, murica, durka durr
am i doing it right
- EremesZorn ( @EremesZorn@beehaw.org ) 14•1 year ago
Explain to me how any of these dorks are “alpha males.”
- KraeuterRoy ( @KraeuterRoy@feddit.de ) 27•1 year ago
Well, in software terms, an alpha version is the barely existing framework on which one builds until it eventually becomes a finished program.
So, with that in mind, I’d call them very Alpha - barely removed from monkeys, hardly able to even walk upright shells of humans.
But, if they keep learning, maybe they’ll become actual humans someday. Even though they don’t exactly look like they’ll make it there anytime soon.
- noctisatrae ( @noctisatrae@beehaw.org ) 8•1 year ago
I really like this comment. I have nothing else to add :) but congrats had a good laugh.
- Johnny Bravo ( @johnnybravo@lemm.ee ) English4•1 year ago
An alpha male is an underdeveloped male who wears his dad’s blazer.
- EremesZorn ( @EremesZorn@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
Seriously, I’ve seen these guys even back when I was in college. Loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and with poor fashion sense.
I guess all the other guys in the photo are the betas? There can only be one alpha, or so our poorly-researched understanding of pack animals goes.- Johnny Bravo ( @johnnybravo@lemm.ee ) English1•1 year ago
Such guys are commonplace in every college. They act very silly, are ignorant and annoying creatures overall. The ‘beta’ guys are just paid by the ‘alpha’ guy to stand by him. He becomes a stranger to them the moment his dad stops giving him any money. Then the betas go in search of a new alpha whose dad lends him both pocket-money and an old blazer.
- ChrisLicht ( @ChrisLicht@lemm.ee ) English11•1 year ago
Who is the potato in the grey jacket?
Nick Adams, self-proclaimed “alpha male”
- ChrisLicht ( @ChrisLicht@lemm.ee ) English7•1 year ago
Dude has alpha’d his way through some cheeseburgers since taking his profile photo.
- IHeartBadCode ( @IHeartBadCode@kbin.social ) 11•1 year ago
At this point, this is kbin’s signature “feature”.
Headline: Thousands traumatized by fire on island.
Thumbnail: shad-horrific-nsfw.gif
- TheDankHold ( @TheDankHold@kbin.social ) 5•1 year ago
Lmao me too I was so confused about what people were talking about
- ninjakitty7 ( @ninjakitty7@kbin.social ) 2•1 year ago
I don’t understand what everyone else is talking about, this is just a horny gif post.
- Alien Nathan Edward ( @reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ) 7•1 year ago
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
- ox0r ( @ox0r@jlai.lu ) English6•1 year ago
What a bunch of losers lol
- atlasraven31 ( @atlasraven31@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year ago
The movie theater wins either way.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) 3•1 year ago
Where’s the alpha?