I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who’s supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.
Feel free to mention personal experiences.
My neighbor cheated with his partner’s sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister’s house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought
From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
I have a genetic half brother in my mom’s side. But since he’s older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.
My mom has an identical twin. Her twin’s children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.
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Oh god thats unique!
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Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.
I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.
Is there anything left of him except bones?
Ok that’s enough internet for me…
I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.
And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?
Fair
Your partners child.
Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?
That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child
Well, that was not not an option also :)
satan? when did you join the fediverse?
Magic Johnson
Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?
Time heals all…never mind…
Stalin
Her sister. They’re close, and it would be devastating to her.
There’s only one right answer to this question and it’s the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA “the friend you told them not to worry about”
Her Grandfather.
Or my grandfather.
Our grandfather?
our dead grandfather
The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!
Kim Dot Com
Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.
I also choose this guys wife
Trump.
Your parent(s)
Their sibling, or parent.
