Should have a couple of stars missing and a corner torn off to be more accurate.

I was just living in a house where the garage door was falling off the hinges. We asked them to fix it and they told us “you have to look at it as a carport now”.

That’s the same beige 1/3 of my bathroom is

I salute them with my middle finger

Used to be beige. Now it’s gray… gray everywhere.

not enough paint drip/smear

The good old landlord special.

Okay I know about the blue stripe one but what is this meme about?

Excuse me Mr landlord, where is your tip jar?

Ok