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The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Get pranked, losers.

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Get pranked, losers.

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The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website )  to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • Einar ( original_reader@lemm.ee ) 
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    In case you’re seriously wondering:

    https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/what-would-happen-if-all-the-salt-in-the-oceans-suddenly-disappeared

    https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/are-the-oceans-getting-saltier

    https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/50834/what-if-the-oceans-salt-level-decreased-by-50

  • OpenStars ( OpenStars@kbin.social ) 
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    God creates Man.

    Man creates… Unity.

    Oops.

  • turbonewbe ( turbonewbe@lemm.ee ) 
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    The trickster.

  • Hotrod_Jesus ( Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social ) 
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    My Dad is such a dick.

    • NegativeLookBehind ( NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 
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      What kind of car does hotrod Jesus drive?

      • PlainsKeeper316 ( PlainsKeeper316@kbin.social ) 
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        A Chrystler.

        • NegativeLookBehind ( NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 
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          Ayyyyyyyy

          • BolexForSoup ( BolexForSoup@kbin.social ) 
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            How I do make your profile gif stop looping

            • NegativeLookBehind ( NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ) 
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              That’s the neat part, you don’t!

            • original_ish_name ( original_ish_name@lemm.ee ) 
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              It’s quite easy: use a userscript to replace the gif pfp with a static pfp

        • Hotrod_Jesus ( Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social ) 
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          Yes, among many others.

        • The Picard Maneuver ( The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ) OP
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          Amazing

      • Hotrod_Jesus ( Hotrod_Jesus@kbin.social ) 
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        All of them. I’ve replaced my skills with the hammer with those of the monkeywrench. There is no vehicle known to man or god I can’t trick out.

        Side note - I see your check engine light is on. You may need a tune-up. Bring it on by the garage @13thFloor and we’ll see about a valve and soul lube job.

  • TheObserver ( TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    Humans: aight bet creates way to remove salt from the water checkmate.

  • original_ish_name ( original_ish_name@lemm.ee ) 
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    Humans need salt to survive

  • tagirijus ( tagirijus@feddit.de ) 
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    Is it by chance or intended that god looks like Dicaprio?

    Dicaprio Meme

  • tslnox ( tslnox@reddthat.com ) 
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    Fun fact: demons and ghosts can’t go on vacation to the sea.

  • wax ( wax@lemmy.wtf ) 
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    Looks like Benicio Del Toro with a fake beard

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