It looks cool in the game, but somehow, it looks even cooler in real life.
If it doesn’t come with a cup holder, then I want two things.
A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.
I mean, what is even the point of driving a warthog if you can’t blast the Halo theme?
Then maybe a little 1984?
Looks like a puma…
Stop making up words
What’s that Mexican lizard that eats all them goats??
Uhh, that would be the chupacabra, sir
You mean like the shoe company?
Actually, I gotta say that’s the last thing I ever want to have to drive in any context, with pretty much any surface, in pretty much any weather. Turns out I don’t stay inside when it flips like mister chief does.
In the games, they do drive like every surface is soaked.
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